Davkaus Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 The real outrage here is that the Roberts decided to name their child Robert. What the **** was wrong with them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 The tale of this scumbag passed me by the first time, but I see he also tried the Kevin Spacey defence. If I ever get caught robbing a bank, I'm going to tell the arresting officer that I'm gay and see how that goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Davkaus said: The real outrage here is that the Roberts decided to name their child Robert. What the **** was wrong with them. I was talking to his mum, Roberta and she said he’d been named after her dad, Bert. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 17 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I was talking to his mum, Roberta and she said he’d been named after her dad, Bert. Relevant to nothing, but my mother is named Roberta because her parents were sure they were having a boy and they couldn't be bothered to deviate from the "Robert" name they had previously settled on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 His middle name is actually Robert as well. It's not really, but I had you for a second didn't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 1, 2021 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2021 20 minutes ago, Davkaus said: The real outrage here is that the Roberts decided to name their child Robert. What the **** was wrong with them. It used to be a fairly common practice in Wales. I have distant relatives with names like William Williams there's even an Evan Evans somewhere in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 1 minute ago, bickster said: It used to be a fairly common practice in Wales. I have distant relatives with names like William Williams there's even an Evan Evans somewhere in there At the risk of angering Chris, son of Chris Chrisson the third, that makes a lot of sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Davkaus said: At the risk of angering Chris, son of Chris Chrisson the third, that makes a lot of sense The biggest tip I ever got when I worked in a hotel was from someone called Erik Erickson. Literally gave me a roll of notes, a couple of tapes and a bunch of band tee shirts. So I’m seriously cool with the Bob Bob Bobbingalong’s of this world. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Gary and Phil’s dad is called Neville Neville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 8 minutes ago, Genie said: Gary and Phil’s dad is called Neville Neville. Was. May he rest in his funny-named peace. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache Taking the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 (edited) Dig up Jimmy Savile, stick him in a suit and get Laura Kuenssberg to carry on gushing over him and I reckon our national levels of embarrassment would be about par. Edited November 1, 2021 by ml1dch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Well, he wouldn't want to look weak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted November 1, 2021 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2021 Tonight's BBC news framed this as bold, brave Boris desperately trying to lead a reluctant world to a brave new climate paradise. Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted November 1, 2021 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2021 Also, Frankie Boyle said this lovely thing earlier, which I wholly endorse. "If Priti Patel had her way, there would only be one lifeguard on the whole of the South Coast. That lifeguard would be Michael Barrymore." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seat68 Posted November 2, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 2, 2021 Lots of swears. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 2, 2021 Moderator Share Posted November 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Seat68 said: Lots of swears She even hits peak VT in the last line 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted November 2, 2021 Moderator Share Posted November 2, 2021 17 hours ago, ml1dch said: get Laura Kuenssberg to carry on gushing over him 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted November 2, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted November 2, 2021 50 minutes ago, bickster said: She even hits peak VT in the last line Does change the meaning of DHUTWU somewhat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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