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@ml1dchbringing the conversation here as it's more relevant

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You're obviously right in the medium-to-long term, but I think you're underestimating the different ways that that entirely different party might manifest itself. 

If they lose heavily, Suank will be gone (as leader at the very least) and the members will still probably want one more "he just wasn't right-wing enough" leader in them before they find their next Cameron. 

But the problem with predicting who that might be is that in the context of a heavy defeat it's impossible to have any idea what candidates there might be and what parliamentary power base they might still have. 

Penny Mordaunt is second favourite to be next Tory leader and is supposed to be the sensible(ish) candidate from the centre, but would comfortably lose her seat on current polling. With so little knowledge about what the 2025 party will look like (in size and political position), it's tricky to draw many conclusions on how it will behave. 

If you want a giggle, here is an extensive list of who it won't be according to that latest MRP poll & Electoral Calculus :crylaugh: (Current MP listed, some are already standing down)

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Seat Name Winner 2019 Pred Winner MP as at 2019
Aldershot CON LAB Leo Docherty
Altrincham and Sale West CON LAB Graham Brady
Amber Valley CON LAB Nigel Mills
Ashfield CON LAB Lee Anderson
Ashford CON LAB Damian Green
Aylesbury CON LAB Rob Butler
Banbury CON LAB Victoria Prentis
Barrow and Furness CON LAB Simon Fell
Basildon South and East Thurrock CON LAB Stephen Metcalfe
Basingstoke CON LAB Maria Miller
Bassetlaw CON LAB Brendan Clarke-Smith
Beckenham CON LAB Bob Stewart
Bedfordshire Mid CON LAB Nadine Dorries
Bedfordshire North East CON LAB Richard Fuller
Bedfordshire South West CON LAB Andrew Selous
Berwick-upon-Tweed CON LAB Anne-Marie Trevelyan
Beverley and Holderness CON LAB Graham Stuart
Bexleyheath and Crayford CON LAB David Evennett
Birmingham Northfield CON LAB Gary Sambrook
Bishop Auckland CON LAB Dehenna Davison
Blackpool North and Cleveleys CON LAB Paul Maynard
Blackpool South CON LAB Scott Benton
Blyth Valley CON LAB Ian Levy
Bolsover CON LAB Mark Fletcher
Bolton North East CON LAB Mark Logan
Bolton West CON LAB Chris Green
Bosworth CON LAB Luke Evans
Bournemouth East CON LAB Tobias Ellwood
Bournemouth West CON LAB Conor Burns
Bracknell CON LAB James Sunderland
Brigg and Goole CON LAB Andrew Percy
Broadland CON LAB Jerome Mayhew
Bromley and Chislehurst CON LAB Bob Neill
Broxbourne CON LAB Charles Walker
Broxtowe CON LAB Darren Henry
Burnley CON LAB Antony Higginbotham
Burton CON LAB Kate Griffiths
Bury North CON LAB James Daly
Bury South CON LAB Christian Wakeford
Bury St Edmunds CON LAB Jo Churchill
Calder Valley CON LAB Craig Whittaker
Camborne and Redruth CON LAB George Eustice
Cambridgeshire North West CON LAB Shailesh Vara
Cambridgeshire South CON LIB Anthony Browne
Cambridgeshire South East CON LAB Lucy Frazer
Cannock Chase CON LAB Amanda Milling
Carlisle CON LAB John Stevenson
Carshalton and Wallington CON LIB Elliot Colburn
Charnwood CON LAB Edward Argar
Chatham and Aylesford CON LAB Tracey Crouch
Cheadle CON LIB Mary Robinson
Chelmsford CON LAB Vicky Ford
Chelsea and Fulham CON LAB Greg Hands
Cheltenham CON LIB Alex Chalk
Chesham and Amersham CON LIB Cheryl Gillan
Chingford and Woodford Green CON LAB Iain Duncan Smith
Chippenham CON LIB Michelle Donelan
Chipping Barnet CON LAB Theresa Villiers
Cities of London and Westminster CON LAB Nickie Aiken
Cleethorpes CON LAB Martin Vickers
Colchester CON LAB Will Quince
Colne Valley CON LAB Jason McCartney
Congleton CON LAB Fiona Bruce
Copeland CON LAB Trudy Harrison
Corby CON LAB Tom Pursglove
Cornwall North CON LIB Scott Mann
Crawley CON LAB Henry Smith
Crewe and Nantwich CON LAB Kieran Mullan
Croydon South CON LAB Chris Philp
Darlington CON LAB Peter Gibson
Dartford CON LAB Gareth Johnson
Daventry CON LAB Chris Heaton-Harris
Derby North CON LAB Amanda Solloway
Derbyshire Dales CON LAB Sarah Dines
Derbyshire Mid CON LAB Pauline Latham
Derbyshire North East CON LAB Lee Rowley
Derbyshire South CON LAB Heather Wheeler
Devon Central CON LAB Mel Stride
Devon East CON MIN Simon Jupp
Devon North CON LIB Selaine Saxby
Dewsbury CON LAB Mark Eastwood
Don Valley CON LAB Nick Fletcher
Dorset South CON LAB Richard Drax
Dorset West CON LIB Chris Loder
Dover CON LAB Natalie Elphicke
Dudley North CON LAB Marco Longhi
Dudley South CON LAB Mike Wood
Durham North West CON LAB Richard Holden
Eastbourne CON LIB Caroline Ansell
Eastleigh CON LIB Paul Holmes
Eddisbury CON LAB Edward Timpson
Elmet and Rothwell CON LAB Alec Shelbrooke
Erewash CON LAB Maggie Throup
Esher and Walton CON LIB Dominic Raab
Filton and Bradley Stoke CON LAB Jack Lopresti
Finchley and Golders Green CON LAB Mike Freer
Folkestone and Hythe CON LAB Damian Collins
Forest of Dean CON LAB Mark Harper
Fylde CON LAB Mark Menzies
Gainsborough CON LAB Edward Leigh
Gedling CON LAB Tom Randall
Gillingham and Rainham CON LAB Rehman Chishti
Gloucester CON LAB Richard Graham
Grantham and Stamford CON LAB Gareth Davies
Gravesham CON LAB Adam Holloway
Great Grimsby CON LAB Lia Nici
Great Yarmouth CON LAB Brandon Lewis
Guildford CON LIB Angela Richardson
Halesowen and Rowley Regis CON LAB James Morris
Haltemprice and Howden CON LAB David Davis
Harborough CON LAB Neil O'Brien
Harlow CON LAB Robert Halfon
Harrow East CON LAB Bob Blackman
Harwich and North Essex CON LAB Bernard Jenkin
Hastings and Rye CON LAB Sally-Ann Hart
Hazel Grove CON LIB William Wragg
Hemel Hempstead CON LAB Mike Penning
Hendon CON LAB Matthew Offord
Hereford and South Herefordshire CON LAB Jesse Norman
Hertford and Stortford CON LAB Julie Marson
Hertfordshire North East CON LAB Oliver Heald
Hertsmere CON LAB Oliver Dowden
Hexham CON LAB Guy Opperman
Heywood and Middleton CON LAB Chris Clarkson
High Peak CON LAB Robert Largan
Hitchin and Harpenden CON LAB Bim Afolami
Huntingdon CON LAB Jonathan Djanogly
Hyndburn CON LAB Sara Britcliffe
Ipswich CON LAB Tom Hunt
Isle of Wight CON LAB Bob Seely
Keighley CON LAB Robbie Moore
Kensington CON LAB Felicity Buchan
Kettering CON LAB Philip Hollobone
Kingswood CON LAB Chris Skidmore
Leicestershire North West CON LAB Andrew Bridgen
Leicestershire South CON LAB Alberto Costa
Leigh CON LAB James Grundy
Lewes CON LIB Maria Caulfield
Lincoln CON LAB Karl McCartney
Loughborough CON LAB Jane Hunt
Macclesfield CON LAB David Rutley
Mansfield CON LAB Ben Bradley
Meriden CON LAB Saqib Bhatti
Middlesbrough South and Cleveland East CON LAB Simon Clarke
Milton Keynes North CON LAB Ben Everitt
Milton Keynes South CON LAB Iain Stewart
Morecambe and Lunesdale CON LAB David Morris
Morley and Outwood CON LAB Andrea Jenkyns
Newark CON LAB Robert Jenrick
Newcastle-under-Lyme CON LAB Aaron Bell
Norfolk Mid CON LAB George Freeman
Norfolk North CON LIB Duncan Baker
Norfolk South CON LAB Richard Bacon
Northampton North CON LAB Michael Ellis
Northampton South CON LAB Andrew Lewer
Northamptonshire South CON LAB Andrea Leadsom
Norwich North CON LAB Chloe Smith
Nuneaton CON LAB Marcus Jones
Pendle CON LAB Andrew Stephenson
Penistone and Stocksbridge CON LAB Miriam Cates
Penrith and The Border CON LAB Neil Hudson
Peterborough CON LAB Paul Bristow
Plymouth Moor View CON LAB Johnny Mercer
Poole CON LAB Robert Syms
Portsmouth North CON LAB Penny Mordaunt
Pudsey CON LAB Stuart Andrew
Reading West CON LAB Alok Sharma
Redcar CON LAB Jacob Young
Redditch CON LAB Rachel Maclean
Reigate CON LAB Crispin Blunt
Ribble South CON LAB Katherine Fletcher
Ribble Valley CON LAB Nigel Evans
Richmond CON LAB Rishi Sunak
Rochester and Strood CON LAB Kelly Tolhurst
Rochford and Southend East CON LAB James Duddridge
Romford CON LAB Andrew Rosindell
Rossendale and Darwen CON LAB Jake Berry
Rother Valley CON LAB Alexander Stafford
Rugby CON LAB Mark Pawsey
Ruislip, Northwood and Pinner CON LAB David Simmonds
Runnymede and Weybridge CON LAB Ben Spencer
Rushcliffe CON LAB Ruth Edwards
Rutland and Melton CON LAB Alicia Kearns
Salisbury CON LAB John Glen
Scarborough and Whitby CON LAB Robert Goodwill
Scunthorpe CON LAB Holly Mumby-Croft
Sedgefield CON LAB Paul Howell
Selby and Ainsty CON LAB Nigel Adams
Sherwood CON LAB Mark Spencer
Shipley CON LAB Philip Davies
Shrewsbury and Atcham CON LAB Daniel Kawczynski
Sittingbourne and Sheppey CON LAB Gordon Henderson
Skipton and Ripon CON LAB Julian Smith
Sleaford and North Hykeham CON LAB Caroline Johnson
Somerset North CON LAB Liam Fox
Somerset North East CON LAB Jacob Rees-Mogg
Somerton and Frome CON LIB David Warburton
Southampton Itchen CON LAB Royston Smith
Southport CON LAB Damien Moore
Spelthorne CON LAB Kwasi Kwarteng
St Austell and Newquay CON LAB Steve Double
St Ives CON LIB Derek Thomas
Stafford CON LAB Theo Clarke
Staffordshire Moorlands CON LAB Karen Bradley
Stevenage CON LAB Stephen McPartland
Stockton South CON LAB Matt Vickers
Stoke-on-Trent Central CON LAB Jo Gideon
Stoke-on-Trent North CON LAB Jonathan Gullis
Stoke-on-Trent South CON LAB Jack Brereton
Stourbridge CON LAB Suzanne Webb
Stroud CON LAB Siobhan Baillie
Suffolk Central and Ipswich North CON LAB Dan Poulter
Suffolk Coastal CON LAB Therese Coffey
Suffolk West CON LAB Matt Hancock
Sussex Mid CON LAB Mims Davies
Sutton and Cheam CON LIB Paul Scully
Sutton Coldfield CON LAB Andrew Mitchell
Swindon North CON LAB Justin Tomlinson
Swindon South CON LAB Robert Buckland
Tamworth CON LAB Christopher Pincher
Tatton CON LAB Esther McVey
Taunton Deane CON LIB Rebecca Pow
Telford CON LAB Lucy Allan
Thanet North CON LAB Roger Gale
Thanet South CON LAB Craig Mackinlay
Thirsk and Malton CON LAB Kevin Hollinrake
Thornbury and Yate CON LIB Luke Hall
Thurrock CON LAB Jackie Doyle-Price
Truro and Falmouth CON LAB Cherilyn Mackrory
Uxbridge and South Ruislip CON LAB Boris Johnson
Wakefield CON LAB Imran Ahmad-Khan
Walsall North CON LAB Eddie Hughes
Wantage CON LAB David Johnston
Warrington South CON LAB Andy Carter
Warwickshire North CON LAB Craig Tracey
Watford CON LAB Dean Russell
Waveney CON LAB Peter Aldous
Wellingborough CON LAB Peter Bone
Wells CON LIB James Heappey
Welwyn Hatfield CON LAB Grant Shapps
West Bromwich East CON LAB Nicola Richards
West Bromwich West CON LAB Shaun Bailey
Weston-Super-Mare CON LAB John Penrose
Wiltshire South West CON LAB Andrew Murrison
Wimbledon CON LAB Stephen Hammond
Winchester CON LIB Steve Brine
Woking CON LAB Jonathan Lord
Wokingham CON LIB John Redwood
Wolverhampton North East CON LAB Jane Stevenson
Wolverhampton South West CON LAB Stuart Anderson
Worcester CON LAB Robin Walker
Workington CON LAB Mark Jenkinson
Worthing East and Shoreham CON LAB Tim Loughton
Worthing West CON LAB Peter Bottomley
Wrekin, The CON LAB Mark Pritchard
Wycombe CON LAB Steve Baker
Wyre and Preston North CON LAB Ben Wallace
Wyre Forest CON LAB Mark Garnier
Yeovil CON LIB Marcus Fysh
York Outer CON LAB Julian Sturdy
Yorkshire East CON LAB Greg Knight
Aberconwy CON LAB Robin Millar
Bridgend CON LAB Jamie Wallis
Carmarthen West and Pembrokeshire South CON LAB Simon Hart
Clwyd South CON LAB Simon Baynes
Clwyd West CON LAB David Jones
Delyn CON LAB Rob Roberts
Monmouth CON LAB David Davies
Preseli Pembrokeshire CON LAB Stephen Crabb
Vale of Clwyd CON LAB James Davies
Vale of Glamorgan CON LAB Alun Cairns
Wrexham CON LAB Sarah Atherton
Ynys Mon CON LAB Virginia Crosbie
Aberdeenshire West and Kincardine CON SNP Andrew Bowie
       
Dumfries and Galloway CON SNP Alister Jack
       
Moray CON SNP Douglas Ross
       

 

 

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My personal wishlist is Jonathan Gullis and 30p Lee gone.

 

Not so confident about Stafford going red. We have a couple of local issues. First and foremost the local Labour Party are poor at campaigning, secondly there is an insistence historically, since David Kidney, to parachute someone in. Also we are an apathetic town, a useless MP, really useless, but people can't be bothered with change, even though she is very unpopular. Finally she is a loud voice against the Asylum seeker centre we have. I do however have a hope that Labour campaign well, get a local candidate that can string a sentence together and not look like catweazle, they may stand a chance.

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7 minutes ago, Seat68 said:

I joked, but there is one canvasser that pops up regularly for the local labour party, and he doesnt do them any favours. 

Is it this guy? 

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9 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

Of course Mickey Fabs isn't going to lose his seat.

Depends on how good the Labour / Lib Dem / Green tactical voting is:

 

Implied MP at 2019: Michael Fabricant  (CON)
County/Area: Staffordshire (West Midlands)
Electorate: 74,665
Predicted Turnout: 61.4%
Implied Majority 2019: 22,581

 

Party Predicted Votes Predicted Share
CON 18,859 41.1%
LAB 15,537 33.9%
LIB 5,688 12.4%
Reform 3,436 7.5%
Green 2,285 5.0%
OTH 63 0.1%
CON Majority 3,322 7.2%
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Theresa May was on Andrew Marr's show yesterday, seeming to aim to rehabilitate her reputation

Claiming she wanted a softer Brexit as the result was so close, and went completely unchallenged on the red lines she introduced that made a softer brexit impossible.

Must be great being a Tory PM, knowing the next guys will be so **** terrible a few years out of the public eye is all you need to look better by comparison,

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1 minute ago, Davkaus said:

Theresa May was on Andrew Marr's show yesterday, seeming to aim to rehabilitate her reputation

Claiming she wanted a softer Brexit as the result was so close, and went completely unchallenged on the red lines she introduced that made a softer brexit impossible.

The challenge should have been along the lines of "I appreciate you personally wanted a softer Brexit so which elements of your party forced you to diverge from the path you personally as PM wished to go down?"

followed up with "How did you allow that to happen?"

Alternatively "Were you PM in name only?"

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The charitable view on her time during the negotiations is that she knew full well that the ‘technological solution’ to a frictionless border would likely not arrive anytime soon if at all so she was in fact negotiating a Brexit that kept the U.K. in the customs union indefinitely whilst giving off the pretence to the right of her party that she had tough ‘red lines’. 

Unfortunately nobody went for it and the U.K. ended up out of the customs union entirely. 

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23 hours ago, Seat68 said:

My personal wishlist is Jonathan Gullis and 30p Lee gone.

I’d prefer if they those two win the only seats so they have to suffer the embarrassment, sit them top right at the back, maybe 3 throw Fabricant in there as the new leader of the 3 MP party and end the party forever over the next 5 years.

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I was looking into Sealioning this morning. Its the act of derailment using repeated requests for evidence, and/or ignoring evidence previously given. I stress that this is not in relation to The Celebrity Scandals thread, it prompted me to look, but it's a wider point than that.

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A lot of the references that popped up on the first couple of pages on Google associate the tactic with Conservatives and the alt right, and I wondered if it was a deflection tactic of Tories and the modern Republican Party, or does it fall outside of party lines and its more of a personality trait designed to stifle conversation, regardless of politics?

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Sunak making a desperate anti-climate  change lunge before the election. Seemingly based on them winning a by-election in a formerly solid Tory seat by about 500 votes. Massively going to confuse the message and car manufacturers are already planning for 2030 already.

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12 minutes ago, The Fun Factory said:

Sunak making a desperate anti-climate  change lunge before the election. Seemingly based on them winning a by-election in a formerly solid Tory seat by about 500 votes. Massively going to confuse the message and car manufacturers are already planning for 2030 already.

I think it’ll be welcomed by car makers as they’ll be able to sell petrol cars for longer and makes less pressure to be fully switched over.

I also think it’s designed to stop Chinese electric cars flooding the market. 

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8 minutes ago, Genie said:

I think it’ll be welcomed by car makers as they’ll be able to sell petrol cars for longer and makes less pressure to be fully switched over.

I also think it’s designed to stop Chinese electric cars flooding the market. 

You think global manufacturers set their manufacturing targets to UK demand?

All this does is make the UK a dumping ground for unsold cars towards 2030

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7 minutes ago, bickster said:

You think global manufacturers set their manufacturing targets to UK demand?

All this does is make the UK a dumping ground for unsold cars towards 2030

Europe and Japan is 2035 for ban on ICE sales. UK was an outlier at 2030 (excluding hybrids). We're just moving in-line with the majority, if that is what Rishi is planning. 

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5 minutes ago, bickster said:

You think global manufacturers set their manufacturing targets to UK demand?

All this does is make the UK a dumping ground for unsold cars towards 2030

I’m certain they do. 8th biggest market in the world.

I think it’s likely other markets could follow with some loosening of the rules.

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35 minutes ago, Genie said:

I think it’ll be welcomed by car makers as they’ll be able to sell petrol cars for longer and makes less pressure to be fully switched over.

Reaction from car makers so far has been absolute fury that they are being led up to the top of the hill again, only to be marched back down again. 

As we saw with Br*xit, businesses can cope with change - they can't deal with a Government that changes its mind all the time. 

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