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The banker loving, baby-eating Tory party thread (regenerated)


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15 hours ago, Genie said:

What excuse is he gonna go with then.

Opened it by mistake? Phone was hacked? Accidentally typed in p*rnhub and then big boobs milf whilst his phone was in his back pocket? 

What ever it is I assume it’ll be a genuine error that could happen to anyone. Lessons will be learned and let’s move on.

Must have got on the phone to jolean lescott for advice

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5 hours ago, StefanAVFC said:

Story breaks that top Tory is watching porn in the Commons. 
 

Suddenly unimportant Tory with massive majority steps forward to take the blame. 
 

Once again, not to be a conspiracy theorist but..,

Nice theory, but presumably the two MPs who brought it up did so because they took issue with the behaviour and wanted something done about it.

If suddenly "unknown, faceless Tory #4" is being er...fingered for it instead of the person they named, they probably don't shrug their shoulders and forget about it.

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35 minutes ago, ml1dch said:

Nice theory, but presumably the two MPs who brought it up did so because they took issue with the behaviour and wanted something done about it.

If suddenly "unknown, faceless Tory #4" is being er...fingered for it instead of the person they named, they probably don't shrug their shoulders and forget about it.

Yeah i agree i doubt he will destroy his marriage and political career to 'take one for the team'

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7 hours ago, StefanAVFC said:

Story breaks that top Tory is watching porn in the Commons. 
 

Suddenly unimportant Tory with massive majority steps forward to take the blame. 
 

Once again, not to be a conspiracy theorist but..,

I think the MPs who saw him do it and reported him probably recognised him mate!

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Just now, Phil Silvers said:

If he's gone this quick I smell a rat, maybe it's bad porn, I can't say the word but maybe this is very serious. 

Nah. It's not that sort of story. It's just that the party now hate him because they've had half a week of people thinking it might be them, so they wanted rid of him.

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1 minute ago, ml1dch said:

Nah. It's not that sort of story. It's just that the party now hate him because they've had half a week of people thinking it might be them, so they wanted rid of him.

Hope there's a lot more of this attitude, hope a few watch Mutiny on the Bounty of the weekend. Let's stick the corrupt blimp in a boat with his cronies and set them a drift, no sexton either. 

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You couldn’t make this up :crylaugh:

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The Tiverton and Honiton MP said the first time he looked at porn in Parliament, it was accidental, after looking at tractors. 

But he admitted the second time was "deliberate".

The old tractors to porn accident, we’ve all been there.

Mirror

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