Milfner Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I won the ball, no way was that a penalty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 (edited) THE 8PINTS REPORT: By 8pints This season, The Premier League welcomes a new, experimental side; Word Removed FC. For years this group of jumped-up jokers have critiqued and condemned every player to ever professionally kick a ball, especially their supposedly supported Aston Red Bulls Aston Villa. Now it's time for them to step up and prove they are all footballing geniuses as they compete against all of those they have panned in the past! And there has never been such a wretched hive of scum and villany! Their first opponents are Stoke City, in a bit of a transition at the moment but generally known to be a tough team of towering tormentors. However, if you are looking for torment, you need luck no further than Word Removed FC's pherocious Phumfeinz! He broke someone's leg in pre-season and may very well break some hearts, heads and heels of opposition strikers as the season progresses. If you are looking for tough, look no further than Word Removed FC's mean midfielder CarewsEyebrowDesigner! it would be tough to find anyone tougher......to impress. And if you're looking for towering.......erm......oh yeah, they've got some over-sized Rasta who is held together by sticky tape, I think. An inconsistent pre-season makes people wonder if Word Removed FC are mavericks or morons, Goalkeeper trouble adds to the uncertainty but we all know pre-season does not matter anyway......right!? Whatever happens, it's sure to be interesting. Edited August 25, 2014 by StefanAVFC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I want a transfer to Ajax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I want a response to my request to join the reserves or first team. I sent it via e-fax, which I've heard is the quickest. No paper jams with e-fax, they said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 5-0 FT and Geoff Cameron got a hat trick. On that note, I'll carry on with this tomorrow. 2 weeks Rich. Laser pen in the eyes from somebody in the Stoke end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heid3ster Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 If you need some squad depth, you can add me as a utility midfielder/defender, in the Bacuna mode. Not a whole ton of ability, more of jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none type. Dead ball specialist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 But... you're a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Racist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heid3ster Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 (edited) Well, you boys just got murdered 5-0. Edit: would "Jill of all trades" suit you better? Edited August 25, 2014 by heid3ster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si. Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I want to be a wonderkid in the youth setup..loan me out this season ready for next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Well, you boys just got murdered 5-0. Edit: would "Jill of all trades" suit you better? I wasn't playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 You came on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Should have been starting And made captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 You clearly need me in the squad. I could be the yaya toure of this team, only much younger and not black! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 If I'm not too late to the party, I play Centre Half, and can play as a makeshift Striker too if needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted August 26, 2014 Moderator Share Posted August 26, 2014 If you need a goal poacher, I'm your man. Good vision, finishing and pace. Woeful in the air, injury prone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Can I be added? Full back (mainly right, but can play left). Fairly quick but acceleration gone these days. Good at 1-1 defending and man marking. Poor in the air. Got a good cross from corners and set pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 26, 2014 Moderator Share Posted August 26, 2014 Stadium name?the ice rink 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ghost Posted August 26, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 26, 2014 I just had a look on WordRemovedTalk.com. Most delusional fans I've ever seen. Worse than RAWK. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 26, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 26, 2014 Ooh Ooh can I play? Same as the FM14 thread. GK/ST Things I'm good at? Scoring when I'm playing in goal. That'll do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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