Spoony Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 You know, those moments where your brain goes walkies and leaves you to your own devices. Mine was watching an advert for 'feminine itching' yesterday, watching all the things that might cause it being portrayed and saying "I'm pretty sure one of those was a stick of dynamite..." and my friend telling me "I think that was probably a tampon. Women don't stick dynamite up their [foofoo]." So what's the dumbest thing you've said or done recently?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I once called a lady a bigotted woman without realising I had a microphone attached to me that was still switched on Yours James Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I once called a lady a bigotted woman without realising I had a microphone attached to me that was still switched on Yours James Brown You're obsessed. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I once called a lady a bigotted woman without realising I had a microphone attached to me that was still switched on Yours James Brown You're obsessed. Not really ,I'm just perfect and don't say dumb things so needed to find someone else to use so I could post in the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) It took one post for someone to mention politics On topic: Dumbest thing I've done recently is accidentally sent a chat at work, bitching about someone, to the person I was bitching about! Edited December 13, 2013 by Stevo985 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 ouch! Who? Who? Who? Wasn't like this was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Frantically asking the missus if she'd seen my mobile whilst I was holding it in my hand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 It took one post for someone to mention politics On topic: Dumbest thing I've done recently is accidentally sent a chat at work, bitching about someone, to the person I was bitching about! In before the wrestling :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) Had a wank in the meat aisle in Sainsbury's Edited December 13, 2013 by hogso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 It took one post for someone to mention politics On topic: Dumbest thing I've done recently is accidentally sent a chat at work, bitching about someone, to the person I was bitching about! think we have all done that at one stage, you need to think of a quick response to dig yourself out of the hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Nothing. I'm infallibibble. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 It took one post for someone to mention politics On topic: Dumbest thing I've done recently is accidentally sent a chat at work, bitching about someone, to the person I was bitching about! I did something similar. Someone I work with was spouting off some right wing nonsense, and I went to send an email to another person on the team, saying something along the lines of, "Ooh someone's been reading the Daily Mail." Yep, you guessed it I sent it to the guy, I was taking the p*ss out of. Luckily, I managed to joke it off, but did feel like a right t*t for the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Had a crush on an old next door neighbour for years, she's a few years older than me but a proper cock tease, bumped into her in asda last week and I immediately crumbled And asked her what she was doing in asda Shopping, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Had a crush on an old next door neighbour for years, she's a few years older than me but a proper cock tease, bumped into her in asda last week and I immediately crumbled And asked her what she was doing in asda Shopping, obviously. DHUTWU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I'd like to nominate my boss for this one. We were on a few days work in London, half way through the second day he phoned my missus at home and asked to speak to me. She pointed out that I was supposed to be in London with him, to which he answered: 'yes, yes he is, oh there he is over there, bye!' and hung up. In fairness, he then phoned me and announced 'I may have just done a bad thing'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The wife probably thinks you are playing away now. The ''yes yes he's over there'' was probably not that convincing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2013 I dropped a work colleague in it like that once. Somebody phoned and asked to speak to him (how was I to know it was his missus?) and I said: "He's probably at home, he's got a day's leave booked today". She paused and then said: "That's odd, he went out today saying he was going to work..." Oops. Well, if he wanted cover, he should have warned us. I never did find out the outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Whilst he was on the phone to me explaining what he'd just done, I missed a call from her, telling me the boss was having some sort of mental episode. She's lovely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Relegation thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 On the boss theme just after the birth if his daughter we were making small talk with the lady who makes our morning Costa. He said to her, so do you have any children?, to which she replied yes, well, I had 3 but 2 have died..... wanted the ground to swallow us both up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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