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Oh that is brilliant.

There's two 'P's in 'supporters'. Juvenile gag is even less funny when not written in English.

Oh mah dayzzz fam Just caught up with the Rogue One news. Crew from Band of Brothers and Saving Private Ryan on board. Edwards saying "it's going to be as realistic to being in a Star Wars battle as we can make it". No Jedi. It has the potential to be fantastic!

My head is very, very sore. Outplayed Liverpool, amazing. Just, amazing. But also gave the fans of a Sky-4 "European Royalty" team with regular creaming pundits and absolute BATTERING in the stands. Our boys that made the trip made the atmosphere in that stadium, I'm proud of them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30459793

Avatar: The Last Airbender. Sure, it's a kids cartoon. But it's well written. M Night Shamlamlam whatever his name is must have put together a team of village idiots to make such a mess out of turning it into a film.

That's odd. Last week I really started getting into Mungos Hi-Fi for the first time. The only thing I knew about them was one of the tracks they did with Brother Culture because it was on the Solid Steel Mr Scruff mix

Frederico macheda. Obviously the only thing he ever did was get those goals out of nowhere. He was absolutely crap before and after. I think he got shipped off to athletico We have a habit of that happening. This season a man u pal said we may struggle when we play you. Firstly, it's united and we're cursed in that match, but my next prediction was... "who is a forward who is rubbish and underperforming for you" "falcao" "right, well, he'll score for you and do bugger all for the rest of the season" That prediction was based on the Macheda-factor.

Ah man, some great records. DJ Hype - Shot in the Dark & Roll the Beats Sons of a Loop Da Loop Era - Far Out Remarc - RIP Hell yeah!

I watched it this morning and I think I may have leaked some wee. Dat wrecked Star Destroyer and XWing in the desert

Must go to that. I love those guys. Coming up in the next two weeks: Beardyman (Monday), Blues Pills (already mentioned) and Dub Pistols. I can't wait to hear the Pistols.

The sun is out lads, time to nice up the session aiight....

That that, more than anything else, sums up Liverpool football club and the press.

Do you know that it's Stevie G's birthday if they get through to the final? Has anyone mentioned that? I'll be supporting Liverpool over Villa on Sunday because, like the rest of the country, Liverpool are my second team. I secretly love them. I thought I didn't, but then everyone, including half the football pundits on the planet, kept telling me that I actually do, so I believed them eventually.

What are you moaning for, get down the bookies then!

How....how did this conversation come to be? I've met wrong uns but......I don't understand....

Yes, and make sure to take a deep breath through the nose as the can is opened.... I only heard about this recently. A girl in my regular pub was Finnish and was describing their version of the same thing (I think it's much the same). She said she eats it out of tradition at Christmas, but thinks it's absolutely disgusting. Coupled with the following lines from wikipedia: "According to a Japanese study, a newly opened can of surströmming has one of the most putrid food smells in the world" ...and I think I'll stick to my Thai Green Curry tonight thank you very much edit - I have since looked up and found that the Icelandics eat rotten shark. Come on man, have a steak or something...

Picked up this new(ish) compilation on vinyl yesterday... Can't wait to put it on when I get home!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32277867 Chelsea players pelted with missiles following 88th minute winner. Nothing to see here folks, football definitely not in the dark ages here etc, just something that happened.

Put on Tinderbox last week, awesome album! I had a proper post-punk session actually. Echo & The Bunnymen, The Pop Group, Television... Then logically followed by Skepta and Roots Manuva. Natually.

Oh the joy I will have going into the office tomorrow. So much.

Balls, I've been doing Richie Benaud impressions since I was a wee lad, sad times. What a legend

Ah, the things that count, obviously. Come on, even the Nazi was fit if I recall!

And I thought I had it bad. That is just...why would anyone say that? I mean, I'm awkward on a date (I've discovered) due to my ability to talk and talk and talk, but still I wouldn't chuck that in the mix