T-Dog

I bloody loved Dreamweaver. I wonder how many hours as a youth I spent playing CM2 and designing things on Dreamweaver. And look at me now, single and childless at 40, but still playing FM and working in coding, so who really won? Oh, okay.

Just remembered a girl I used to work with years and years ago who used to hide massive Swiss Rolls in her desk at work. Not sure what triggered that memory. The brain is a complex thing.

There's an echo in here

I think I've made this point before, but as we're here... He always looks like a shithouse with a ridiculous amount of magic under his belt. His performances, have been average at best, BUT he has turned up at times when we've needed him. Don't dislike him as a player, don't think we've seen what he could be, also don't think we've got time for passengers. Can see him fitting in, with a lot of coaching, wouldn't be too upset if we replaced him with another maverick.

In the grand scheme of things, they're no threat to us. But that season when Deano turned us into prime Barcelona and we were the most on form team in Europe, the media were wanking themselves silly about that steel shagging goblin and his 'overlapping' centrebacks like it was the first time a centre half has ever gone forward. As a spunkfest, it was on the same level as Bielsa the bucket nonce. What Deano did that season was absolutely incredible and he NEVER got the credit he deserved.

I gotta say, some of the football Lille played was superb - The whole game felt like they were one or two players being in better form away from turning us over. We played well, but we gonna have to play better next week. Also, that one player they had that kept falling to the ground every time the wind picked up, he can eat a bag of shit. Cheating rat.

Have used it. wasn't a fan. Have since used many other platforms. Am now a fan again.

I can't trust anyone that doesn't have more bacon than sausage on a breakfast.

For me, this is a big no no. Waffles, hash browns, rosti (ramekin boy is back again). yes. NEVER chips. That makes an FEB, a Brunch.

I'm sure there's been Apple flavoured Coke in the UK before, didn't they have a little phase of releasing loads of 'quirky' flavours around a World Cup or something?

I don't disagree that we need more from him, but I also don't think he's been that bad. I think the issue is he's (and SJM, and Tielemans) are trying to cover for what Kamara used to do. I can't help but think that with another 'anchor man' behind him (oo-er) he'd be playing a lot better.

I thought the atmosphere tonight was as good as I've heard in a LOOOOONG time, particularly in the Lower Holte.

I don't think he's our best player, but I do think he's been our most important because he's the only one that really does what he does. When he's on the pitch, SJM and Dougie have less to think about, the CBs have more cover, we have a bit more steel in the middle of the park.

Absolute hero

Since Kamara got injured IMO, which would make sense really.

It's just round the corner from the Mailbox and the Postbox, both of which used to have a few footballers living in back in the day, not sure if they still do but I think they're probably quite exclusive still.

I will so, very wary about people that have as many sausage (ooer) as bacon, and anyone that has more saus than bacon - No. Red Flag. I think eggs, toms, beans needs to be measured against the carbs. Two eggs, fine, but you gotta have enough Hashy B there. Extra beans? Extra bread. That's gotta be the rules.

You could sell that back to the mushroom eaters mate, would taste the same

I did not know that. So is it moisture that makes meat go off? Very interesting this.

I can't remember what I saw him on but he was talking about the Lescott Mercedes tweet - I could tolerate him before that, I wasn't a fan, but that explanation about how he 'pocket dialled' a photo of a new car onto twitter without realising what he'd done and then deleted it, no Micah, you took the piss, he took the piss, you're gonna spend your life on 'sports comedy' shows with James Corden and he's gonna eat your sandwiches when you're not looking. **** you pal. You could've been a good player, you were a pay cheque farmer with us. word removed.

Cured meat - I ain't a bad home chef, but I've never got my head round how cured meat works. Sometimes I wake up in the night and think about Prosciutto, how did it get there, why does it last so long? Is it okay to eat? Does it even go off?

What is the correct proportion of items on a good Full English? How many sausage/bacon/egg/hash browns and that? I'd always rather have more bacon than sausage (ooer), but I do like an extra hash brown. And, it has to be the correct balance of wet and dry together. Not too much beans, egg, sloppy toms, but not too dry. I don't think people consider this enough. 3 rashers, 2 sausages, 2 hashy b's, 1 egg, ramekin of beans, ramekin of tomatoes, maybe a touch more, and then two portions of some kind of bread (toast, fried, or just bread). That's me. So 3:2:2:1:1:1:2 for the bacon/sausage/hb/egg/beans/toms/bread (don't do mushrooms, so add a zero to the end for the mouldy devil lumps)

A mate of mine was asking about getting tickets for a game before the end of the season for a couple of his mates. I mentioned a few options to him and then I thought about Lower Grounds and didn't really know how to describe it. Ended up calling it a 'medium priced hospitality experience' - I'm not if that's true as I've never been, but when I read the term back I thought 'oh that sounds good'. But also, **** the Lower Grounds.

Are there many decent games for it at the minute for a quite casual player? The only games I've really invested time in before are the GTA, boxing/wrestling games with decent career modes, FIFA (altho, any football game would do, I'm not that arsed about playing online any more) and occasionally a COD type game. Maybe the odd Assassins Creed type game too. I've been putting off buying the PS5 because I couldn't see many games that fit that category before (albeit a couple of years aho) - Ta

A very niche joke, massive fan