The Moustache of Teale

Intrigued to know why you had to edit that post. Did it take a few moments before it dawned on you that you’d actually followed through?

FFS, I need help after seeing that gif.

I understand it’s David Blunkett, Stevie Wonder, and Lenny Peters from Peters and Lee.

And sent our other dedicated right-back to train with the kids.

One of those where you click on your basket and type BEDNAREK10 at checkout to get a 10% discount?

He is challenging the Status Quo. But I’d like to know what he’s proposing.

Gerrard’s man-management of Mings has been nothing short of a disgrace. For me, the jury’s been out on Gerrard and I’ve given him the benefit of the doubt so far. But his cold-shouldering of certain players, relegating people to the ‘bomb-squad’, his blatant and misguided favouritism towards others, and his treatment of Mings has really pissed me off. Mings is a club favourite, someone who’s synonymous with us finally dragging ourselves out of the doldrums and getting back to where we belong. Gerrard has really misread the room on this one. And after that complete shit-show today, he’s got a lot to do to win me round.

Is that you Dem?

Didn’t he ask you what you were doing in his Rolls Royce?

Those on the season ticket wait list can live in hope.

Nobody’s gonna break their stride this season

I stopped reading when I saw Forest at number 4. Reviews were obviously written by Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

Looks like a granite kitchen worktop.

So what you’re saying @chips'ngravy is that he might be pissing on his own chips? I agree.

I must be in a minority of one. I take medium in almost all clothes and my medium Kappa away top (£15 bargain) from last season fits perfectly. Looks like it’s an infant kit if I ever get the Castore one.

You can blame @messi11 for that. He calls everyone a generational talent Including Peter Enckelman.

That’s horrifying. A woman with a moustache.

1. Mr Egg 2. Snobs nightclub 3. The number 11 Outer Circle bus route

He also defiantly refuses to commit to a new contract by all accounts

That’s an impressive tongue-twister to be fair.

That England top looks like something you’d see worn with shell-suit bottoms on West Bromwich High Street. Hideous.

Ah, Ludwig. WTF was that all about? I’m sure half the children’s TV programmes from my childhood were written and produced by people who were completely off their tits the whole time.

Venezia’s kit launches are pure filth. Wonderful.

When looking at this post on my phone with half a the quote hidden, all I can see is Aston Villa's Diego Carlos gets blown