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The Moustache of Teale

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  1. If they need help rolling wor sleeves up or pulling up wor socks, we know just the man for the job.
  2. They’ve also added a couple of extra stages including chronic paranoia, and being self-entitled arrogant spunktrumpets.
  3. Makes me wonder how we manage to make such hard work of playing this bunch of rectal prolapses.
  4. I guess that depends on how big her Cazoos are.
  5. Personally I’ve never found the butt hole to be the easy way.
  6. My wish to see one last volleyed blind cross-field pass across our own penalty area has been granted.
  7. Be warned everyone. Rupert means business this time. You’ll all see.
  8. A quick look at his hair and his previous tweets tells me to not take this too seriously.
  9. Who is this Gordan chap of whom you speak? Does he have any caps for Serbia?
  10. Feel sorry for Brighton on this - they’ve been here several times recently. Players engineering moves in this way leaves a sour taste and his agent is a complete word removed. I hope they stand their ground and tell Arsenal to do one.
  11. Did you mean to post that in the Guendouzi thread? The Guendouzi thread is for piss flaps, drinking in town mate, fish puns, Aldridge International Airport and helicopters.
  12. Why a helicopter carrying Matteo Guendouzi / someone else / police helicopter / air ambulance (delete as appropriate) landed near there today.
  13. The Doug Ellis Sports Centre is part of Birmingham City University. One of my daughters plays netball games there sometimes. Doug Ellis was an honorary graduate of BCU but I don’t think it has any affiliation with Villa.
  14. I sincerely hope we’ve got some guest Marseille fans browsing this thread. I’d love to know what they’d make of this post
  15. Hector’s House - now there’s a blast from the past.
  16. A collector’s item of a Kenneth
  17. It’s been an emotional day all round. First, the sale of Danny Ings, then the demise of Pissflaps
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