Paddywhack

Oooh, careful everyone. Romero is angry!!

The scum lost? So what else is new?

I’ve been trying to get under 24mins at my home parkrun for a few years now. After 57 runs there, I got 23:11 on Saturday. Then I did the Wolverhampton 10k yesterday and got 47:15, taking more than two minutes off my P.B. It’s a shame it started and finished at the molineux, but I was delighted this weekend.

You guys aren’t taking this seriously enough. There are some things that you just don’t joke about. The little flag on the England shirt is a slightly different colour!! How can you all laugh about this so easily!?

But…but…I don’t want vegan sausage rolls

People are so easily offended these days. They’ve been told what to get annoyed about and they’re all sheep, so they’re all crying about something us normal folk don’t care about. Snowflakes.

I did the Stafford Half Marathon on Sunday. My P.B is 1hr50 and I thought as I’m in the middle of marathon training I could probably knock a few minutes off. I set off at 8 minute miles and tried to stay with the 1hr45 pacer. Either my maths is wrong or he was going way too fast as he disappeared over the horizon early on. There’s a few big hills and I never really recovered from the one on mile 5. Finish time of 1:52:15. Never mind, lessons learned. I’m doing the Leamington half in June, so I’ll try again then.

Yeah, that’s the one. It was from 84-87 (or so google tells me)

I like the home, it reminds me of both the 1984 and the 1988 one. The collar's a bit odd though.

Apparently he was knocked over and fell flat on his face. (sorry)

Romero is going to be so angry about this, we should all be very scared.

I’m so confused, I thought they were going to be 4th this weekend?

Screenshots of QR codes won’t work tomorrow apparently. That’s what I usually do. You have to use Villa app, apple/google wallet or print at home. Unlike the last cup game where you could use your season card. Can’t they just stick to one system?

Nah that's fine, probably a more appropiate thread. I still haven't got round to reporting it to be honest, but I will do. The only thing I could fine was that number to text but I think that might be for during the game, which is when I probably should have done it.

Even though I'm a feministian, I like to check out the muscles of the other dads in the playground and to be honest, I reckon I could beat them all off.

Maybe not the right thread for this, but there a fairly young bloke who sits about 7 rows behind me in K7 who might be the angriest person I’ve ever encountered. I hear him throughout every game screaming, shouting, effing and jeffing. He must think everybody thinks he’s funny and everybody wants to hear what he has to say. A few weeks he booed and shouted “fk off with your fkin woke bollocks” when a message about Villa Park not tolerating homophobia, racism and sexism etc was played over the speakers and on the big screens. Yesterday he was shouting homophobic shit and screamed racist stuff about Son. So yeah, I’m going to report the c***.

Just like how Yesterday came to Paul McCartney in a dream, I woke up around 3am with this masterpiece going round in my head. To the tune of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire;- "Super John McGinn's on fire, Morgan Rogers makes us touch our todgers." I expect that'll be belted out from the Holte on Sunday then.

I read recently that this was the same original Witton Lane stand shown here, it just had the rolling barrel roof replaced. Is that right?

I do. Patrick Edward Whack.

I don’t know what you were all so worried about..

The nobs who sits next to me in the upper holte still think he’s overrated.

How has that prick not been booked yet?

What a feeling, what a night

I had stomach cramps again on last night's run. It's pretty much the same everytime, where the run doesn't go too well and I'm struggling a little, but with no pain, but then as soon as I stop my watch and start walking I'm on my knees holding my stomach. It's waves of intense pain about every 30 seconds for about 10-15 minutes after the run. It doesn't really seem anything to do with going to the toilet. Trusty google tells me it's probably dehydration.

Well she was just 17, if you know what I mean?