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Paddywhack

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  1. I somehow missed the whole shed thing and have no idea what it’s about, but I won’t let that stop me from joining in. Happy birthday @sidcow, you silly shed loser!
  2. “Tinned meat” sounds a bit like “to meet”, you see and spam is a type or tinned meat.
  3. I've just signed up for my second ever marathon in Newport on 28th April. Obviously I was very eager to give it another go, I've only waited nearly 6 and a half years. I came back to read this post to remind myself of how disappointed I was last time and to take training seriously. You get what you deserve. 14 week training block starts Monday. Let's go!
  4. I get a lot of spam phone calls. I’d prefer tinned meat face to face. Does that nearly work?
  5. Partly that, but there's definitely more to it. I accept I am a pig though because I'm judging a woman's looks and all that. But still....Phwoar!
  6. I was just trying to think of a significant person that I've heard of who has done significant things but most people might not have heard of and should arguably be more famous than they actually are, but I couldn't really think of anyone.
  7. I don’t know why or how or since when and I don’t want to question it, but I think Kelly Osbourne… I would. Most definitely.
  8. I went to a Butlin’s weekend for my brother-in-laws stag do. Really not my scene, but my biggest takeaway was that I’m never, ever taking my family to stop in one of those rooms.
  9. He did have 2 evening coffees though, the bloody mad man.
  10. I’m really sorry to read that. Thinking of you, mate.
  11. Other than the fictional characters in Gavin and Stacey, I only know of two people from Barry, Mike Bubbins and yourself. Turns out you went to school together?
  12. Do Everton fans think anything above your ankle is handball?
  13. Myself, for venturing in to the match threads every game. I don’t know why I do it.
  14. I have the same issue, copying and pasting gif links never works on my iPhone.
  15. You always do this. Any sign of me making a new friend and you scare them away!!
  16. Haha so stupid. Why would you need glass windows when you already have a peep hole?
  17. That’s just reminded me.. at Christmas, I got given an envelope voucher thingy for the Physician in Edgbaston. The idea is you can only open it when the bill comes and that’s when you find out if you’ve got 25%, 50% or 100% off the food bill for up to 6 people. I thought it was a cool idea and was looking forward to it, but @lapal_fan and @Rob182 said it was a shit idea and they called me a massive c***. I’m not sure if that last bit was anything to do with the voucher, they might have just meant generally.
  18. I imagine there was a few people who managed to fiddle with them to stop them cutting off?
  19. Imagine getting poo anywhere else on your body and just wiping it off with a bit of tissue. Anywhere else and you’d scrub with soap and hot water. We all have very little respect for our bumholes.
  20. Yeah, I'm the same. I've always thought myself as being quite positive when it comes to Villa, because I don't really moan or get angry, but I've definitely got that "we're probably going to lose, anyway" attitude in me.
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