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Paddywhack

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  1. I'll probably put more of an effort in to give him a warm welcome, the anti McLeish lot have been doing my head in since the protests to be honest. I've heard 'Gordan Cowan's Claret and Blue Army' being sung a few times already, really made me cringe. I'm 99% sure McLeish is going to work wonders for this club
  2. Yet its ok to stick your tallywhacker in some bird you've known for 1 hour on a night out? Bleurgh, disgusting. No thank you. I'm fine on my own with my double purpose hand sanitizer
  3. I'm really not, I never wash, I stink. But I draw the line at a top end of middle-aged woman gobbing on every piece of paper I have to touch five days a week
  4. When people lick their thumb to help them turn pages. Why does that happen? Who said that was okay? Loads of people do it at work on files that a lot of other people have to touch.
  5. I work in a bank with Rob182, I'm sure he has a few. One that springs to mind for me was a 'Mrs P Enis'. I've never seen any names as weird as your examples though, where do you work?? And you're right, best part of my job too
  6. Mat Kendrick Shay Given will have his medical this weekend and, all being well, will be confirmed as #avfc No.1 signing by Monday.
  7. At five O'clock I thought we were on the verge of signing N'Zogbia, I get home and log on three hours later expecting another 20+ pages to read through...but we're still on exactly the same page
  8. colourblind? anyway, looks real but club say fake....I guess we'll find out soon enough. Looks like claret to me? Looks like a West Ham scarf? Yeah, I thought that. Looks nothing liek the liverpool badge. Also, there are four left hands in the picture and only three people
  9. Two things always bother me. 1. If you have your eyes removed what do you see? Because if you close your eyes you 'see' black. So surely you would 'see' nothing. How can you see nothing? 2. What came first? The menstrual cycle or the month?
  10. The stupidity of some people. There's a woman at work who just complained we are being charged £1 for one raffle ticket instead of getting a strip of 5. I can't be bothered to explain to her that her chances of winning are exactly the same
  11. I have it on very good authority that Alex Mcleish will be the next manager. Selly Oak branch I believe
  12. I thought you were talking about a bic or something, took me a while
  13. So hard to pick the man of the match for me. A good all round display from the lads
  14. My mates dads uncle wrote 'Its a long way to Tipperary'. Oh, I shit you not
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    Do you mean you think he's an actor?
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    He's a genius who just happens to be living in the wrong time 8) No, he's an act. A very obvious, very simple and very tiresome act. If you mean act in the literal sense then boy oh boy, I'm going to be angry
  17. Was Steve Stone a right back? I thought he played midfield
  18. How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up, suck it off
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