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Paddywhack

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  1. I love these lads, they’re hilarious. One of my favourite podcasts.
  2. It’s times like this I miss being on twitter, so thank you @Jas10
  3. "Well quite frankly, unless it's been produced in Switzerland with at least 75% Ecuadorian Cocoa beans that have been sourced from the Sierra region then I wo-..." Knock yourself out, but I'm sticking with Cadbury's boost
  4. I’ve been out tonight having a nice time when someone I’m close to told me about how well they’re doing at work and was showing me photos of their fancy new company car. My heart sank, I just couldn’t care less, I find it so boring. I’m happy people are doing well, but can’t we talk about times we’ve shat ourselves or Merlin Premier League stickers?
  5. Nah, that's what they wanted, why would we lower ourselves to their caveman standards? We were watching our team beat theirs, whilst they were stuck outside playing with condiments. Perfect.
  6. Do they...do they think that line is about fighting? Neanderthals.
  7. Yeah, this for me. I was 8 when we won the league cup in 1996. It's the only thing I can remember us winning and I'm slowly approaching 40.
  8. It’s funny how rumours spread. In the ground, I overheard that police officers had been stabbed and police cars had been overturned and set alight.
  9. The nonsense people (usually women, to be honest) believe about pregnancy. Just overheard in the office - “the way you behave during pregnancy changes your baby. My mum says she did very little when she was pregnant with my brother and he’s really lazy, whereas she kept herself busy when she was pregnant with me and I’m really practical and active”.
  10. Yes! That’s the exact page I was talking about. They all seem to have those kind of comments, but that one seems particularly bad. It’s annoying because usually I’d ignore the comments, but with those kind of pages I like to read about peoples memories, or work out where/when the picture was taken etc.
  11. Watkins getting a yellow for telling the ref that should have been a corner when it should have been a corner.
  12. I like local history and love looking at old photos of areas I know and there’s a lot pages on Instagram and Facebook, but the comments on them always infuriate me. Shite like “everythin was so much better then and we all no why but were not aloud to say ” with hundreds of likes and replies like “spot on, Keith” Even ignoring those kind of comments, the rest are usually annoying for a few reasons. “I haven’t been to Birmingham for 30 years, it was so much friendlier and cleaner when I was young and there was no crime. Not like today when they’ll stab you if dare look at them.” I get nostalgia and certain things may have been better (we’ve certainly lost a few beautiful buildings) but people generally talk so much nonsense. It’s funny there were no comments and barely any reactions to the photos of the slums, back to back houses and child poverty that were posted the other day.
  13. Paddywhack

    Ghosts

    Yeah that’s weird, I can’t find a cow on any of their milk cartons, just these plain red ones.
  14. I was once at a small party where my father-in-law’s friend spoke to me in great detail about what each of the shops on the high street in his hometown are, what they used to be when he was a child and everything they’d been in between. A place I’d never been to or heard of. It wasn’t as boring as this
  15. Snowflakes getting upset and offended by nipples.
  16. Which of the brothers joined the army?
  17. Even at 1-0 down I knew we were going to win, because we always win in claret shorts.
  18. I hope this doesn’t come across as a “look how brilliant I am” kind of post, especially as I heard a similar idea elsewhere and I’ve just copied it, but.. Just before leaving the house for school this morning, my 4 year old ran upstairs with his favourite teddy and put him in my bed. When he came downstairs he said the teddy wasn’t feeling well and he asked me to look after him whilst he was at school. I had to go shopping at lunchtime, so I took the teddy with me and took photos of him in the car seat, one choosing some medicine in the shop and one at home with him lying on the sofa watching telly. I showed my son the photos on the walk home from school and told him teddy was feeling better but now he’s been hiding from me and I can’t find him anywhere. Then he spotted teddy poking out my coat pocket. I really love that you do can really small, simple things like that but it’s so magical to them, he was so excited.
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