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Couldnt sleep last night so ended up thinking about new chants - came up with a load - what do you reckon!!?? UTV

"Adams Family"

His hair it needed shearin,

his nans kept disapearin,

his underpants we're seein,

the ireland family...

"she'll be comin round the mountain"

Ash is comin on a webcam every night,

ash is comin on a web cam every night,

ash is comin on a webcam,

comin on a webcam,

comin on a webcam every night.

Fiesta - by the pogues

There was an irish-man called steve,

who played for city but had to leave,

he came to villa to get his chance,

and if he scores he'll be showing us his pants

...da da dada da da dad a da ec etc then Villa

"My old mans a dustman"

Ashley young is magic, he wears an England cap, he plays for aston villa and beats them round the back

He'll score them with his left foot, he'll score them with his right

And when he plays the city, he makes them look like shite

War - Edwin starr

WAR nock de de who does he play for

He plays for aston villa sing it again x 2

He's not on the bench, he's not on the be ee nch, steven ireland, he's not on the bench...

Robin Hood

Albrighton, albrighton running down the wing...

Albrighton albrighton hear the villa sing

Scores with his left, scores with his right

Albrighton, albrighton, albrighton

"that’s amore"

They are big and they're mates

and they come from the states it’s the keepers.

prob needs a second verse!

Delilah - Tom Jones - cos he's welsh

James james james, james collins, la la la la la la x 2

To "Dion, Dion Dublin, Dion Dublin in the air"

Dunney, richard dunney, richard dunney in the air...

"New York"

Start spreading the news, he's playing today

I want to see his underpants, Ireland, Ireland

if he can score from there

he'll score from anywhere

its up to you

ireland Ireland de de de de de

He's here, he's there, he's got no **** hair ireland, ireland...

At the bank m'lord, at the bank

At the bank m'lord at the bank

at the bank m'lord, at the bank

Oh milners at the bank...

Slower than me, he's slower than me ee ee,

gareth barry, is slower than me...

I did these about 3 months ago - it would be great to have a few new songs BUT the biggest thing we could better is O Lord.... If you compare that to how spurs do oh when the saints go marching in - they get it just right. They do it really slowly and build it up for about 5 minutes and to be fair to them (and I cant stand spurs) it looks and sounds great as they all have the jazz hands going on.

we do our O lord and its like we're in a race to finish it - its a great song we started up (and its now got a lot of copied versions) but we bomb through the whole thing in about 20 seconds.

If we could slow it right down and got it going for about 5 minutes it would be wicked.

Agree with this, we need to just add some more verses, they're easy to do/remember and it could last ages which gets to the other team!

We sang one round of "shit support my lord" at the spuds game... which seemed abit ironic as we were quiet as mice.

But its a great chant and could be done so well!

Could easily last 5/10 mins and still be a great laugh, i think the other stands would also get involved if it went on long enough.

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a bit late maybe..

I dont want a lot for Christmas,

there is just one thing we need,

A couple of super fast strikers

who can score just 2 or 3

we just need to stop leaking goals

our defence just loves to fold

make our wish come true

all we want for christmas aint 'hou!

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A bit of support for Eric (to the tune of Stoke's Tuncay song, name of the original escapes me, "goodbye" probably:

Lalalala.

lalalala

EEEEEeeeric, Lichaj

And now Delph's back it's about time for a bit of all byself:

Faaaaabbbbiiiaaaannnnn Deeeeeeelph

I wanna be Faaabbiiiiaaannn Deeeeelph

I would score

Both simple, catchy, nohing too taxing, think we could manage it! Ufortunately it's a while before I can make away games to help start them...

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As funny as the Houllier Out ones are I think the players should feel it's them we're pissed with so they just perform for a few games. That or just encourage them.

Like 5 minutes of continuous applause at the Start of the Sunderland game. Then if we're still shit, 5 minutes of boos at the end.

One the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

12 JEAN MAKOUNNNS

11 Jean Makouns

10 Jean Makouns

9 Jean Makouns

8 Jean Makouns

7 Jean Makouns

6 Jean Makouns

5 DEFENDERS

4 Jean Makouns

3 Jean Makouns

2 Jean Makouns

AND A JEAAAN MAAKOUNN

... villa Villa VILLAA VILLA Villa villaaaaa

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maybe stealing it from the cricket but why not the barmy army song, with claret n blue army instead.

everywheree we gooooo x2

people want to knowwwww x2

whooooo we areeeee x2

whereeee we come from x2

sooo we tell them x2

we are the villa x2

the mighty might villaaa x2

claret n blue army! claret n blue army! x however many it takes to chant it 10 minutes.

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To the tune of 'Baby give it up' as in the Nicky Butt song when he played for Newcastle:

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ashley Ashley Young

Ashley Young

Ashley Ashley Young

Na na na na na na na na na na na

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To the tune of 'Baby give it up' as in the Nicky Butt song when he played for Newcastle:

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ashley Ashley Young

Ashley Young

Ashley Ashley Young

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ive sang this before at some away games last season. im pretty sure a few were singing it at wigan last season

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To the tune of "The Marseillais"

Fuuuuuuck oooooofffffff Hoo Lee Yay

Fuuuuuuck oooooofffffff Hoo Lee Yay

**** off **** off **** off Hoo Lee Yay

Fuuuuuuck oooooofffffff Hoo Lee Yay

Fuuuuuuck oooooofffffff Hoo Lee Yay

**** off **** off **** off cos your a word removed

Fuuuck off cos your a word removed!!!

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To the tune of 'Baby give it up' as in the Nicky Butt song when he played for Newcastle:

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ashley Ashley Young

Ashley Young

Ashley Ashley Young

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ive sang this before at some away games last season. im pretty sure a few were singing it at wigan last season

I love it and always have done. Shame its never caught on.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeI4lAvv7Yk

we love you, we love you, we love you, and where you go we follow, we follow, we follow! we support the villa the villa the villa and thats the way we like it, we like it, we like it, ohh ohh ohh, ohh ohh ohh, ohh ohh ohh, ohh ohh ohhhhhhhhhhhh thats the way uh-huh we like it uh-huh, ohhhhhhhhhhhh villa! thats the way uh-huh uh-huh we like it ohhhhhhhh villa, ohhhhhhhhhhhh, we love you...

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