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I predict a riot

Watching the noses get lairy

It's not very pretty I tell thee

Walking through town they are fairies

They're not very sensible either

A friend of a friend he got flares out

We ripped up the blue and white chairs out

Would never of happened at Villa

We'd beat them 5-1 again

la la la (etc)

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in Brum

Who thinks the noses are the scum

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

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to the tune of "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands"

IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN LIVERPOOL **** OFF

IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN LIVERPOOL **** OFF

IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN POOL

YOU WON'T TAKE ME FOR A FOOL

IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN LIVERPOOL **** OFF

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you need to change much in the original chorus to make it sound perfect

There's no fight you can't fight

This battle of love with me

You win again

So little time

We do nothing but compete

There's no life on earth

No other could see me through

You win again

Some never try

But if anybody can, we can

And I'll be, I'll be

Following you

plus the song is awesome, easy to sing, slow and already the lyrics are ambiguous enough to fit well with football. especially the end 3 lines.

the issue I have is the third line

This battle of love with me

This battle of goals with us?

don't want to change it too much. was trying to find a footy related word to rhyme with love but there isn't one that works.

you could even get the holte banging the back to the beat of the drum. it's an absolute belter of a chant.

with all due respect this is a football match not an opera.

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to the tune of "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands"

IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN LIVERPOOL **** OFF

IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN LIVERPOOL **** OFF

IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN POOL

YOU WON'T TAKE ME FOR A FOOL

IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN LIVERPOOL **** OFF

Fantastic mate. :lol:

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you need to change much in the original chorus to make it sound perfect

There's no fight you can't fight

This battle of love with me

You win again

So little time

We do nothing but compete

There's no life on earth

No other could see me through

You win again

Some never try

But if anybody can, we can

And I'll be, I'll be

Following you

plus the song is awesome, easy to sing, slow and already the lyrics are ambiguous enough to fit well with football. especially the end 3 lines.

the issue I have is the third line

This battle of love with me

This battle of goals with us?

don't want to change it too much. was trying to find a footy related word to rhyme with love but there isn't one that works.

you could even get the holte banging the back to the beat of the drum. it's an absolute belter of a chant.

with all due respect this is a football match not an opera.

we need more than the 5 chants we sing at the moment though, something original wouldn't go a miss.

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you need to change much in the original chorus to make it sound perfect

There's no fight you can't fight

This battle of love with me

You win again

So little time

We do nothing but compete

There's no life on earth

No other could see me through

You win again

Some never try

But if anybody can, we can

And I'll be, I'll be

Following you

plus the song is awesome, easy to sing, slow and already the lyrics are ambiguous enough to fit well with football. especially the end 3 lines.

the issue I have is the third line

This battle of love with me

This battle of goals with us?

don't want to change it too much. was trying to find a footy related word to rhyme with love but there isn't one that works.

you could even get the holte banging the back to the beat of the drum. it's an absolute belter of a chant.

with all due respect this is a football match not an opera.

we need more than the 5 chants we sing at the moment though, something original wouldn't go a miss.

agreed, but chants need to be VERY straightfoward to catch on

that one is too complicated

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you need to change much in the original chorus to make it sound perfect

There's no fight you can't fight

This battle of love with me

You win again

So little time

We do nothing but compete

There's no life on earth

No other could see me through

You win again

Some never try

But if anybody can, we can

And I'll be, I'll be

Following you

plus the song is awesome, easy to sing, slow and already the lyrics are ambiguous enough to fit well with football. especially the end 3 lines.

the issue I have is the third line

This battle of love with me

This battle of goals with us?

don't want to change it too much. was trying to find a footy related word to rhyme with love but there isn't one that works.

you could even get the holte banging the back to the beat of the drum. it's an absolute belter of a chant.

with all due respect this is a football match not an opera.

we need more than the 5 chants we sing at the moment though, something original wouldn't go a miss.

yes but that's something you'd see in the charts not at the grounds. it has no Villa related words in it so it's not exactly relevant and would not catch on

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Marc Albrightonnnnn

Marc Albrightonnnnn

Running down the wing

and the villa sing

Marc Albrightonnnnn

Or

Marc Albrightonnnnn

Marc Albrightonnnnn

Running down the wing

and the holte end sing

Marc Albrightonnnnn

Could be used with other players to

Any suggestions??

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Couldnt sleep last night so ended up thinking about new chants - came up with a load - what do you reckon!!?? UTV

"Adams Family"

His hair it needed shearin,

his nans kept disapearin,

his underpants we're seein,

the ireland family...

"she'll be comin round the mountain"

Ash is comin on a webcam every night,

ash is comin on a web cam every night,

ash is comin on a webcam,

comin on a webcam,

comin on a webcam every night.

Fiesta - by the pogues

There was an irish-man called steve,

who played for city but had to leave,

he came to villa to get his chance,

and if he scores he'll be showing us his pants

...da da dada da da dad a da ec etc then Villa

"My old mans a dustman"

Ashley young is magic, he wears an England cap, he plays for aston villa and beats them round the back

He'll score them with his left foot, he'll score them with his right

And when he plays the city, he makes them look like shite

War - Edwin starr

WAR nock de de who does he play for

He plays for aston villa sing it again x 2

He's not on the bench, he's not on the be ee nch, steven ireland, he's not on the bench...

Robin Hood

Albrighton, albrighton running down the wing...

Albrighton albrighton hear the villa sing

Scores with his left, scores with his right

Albrighton, albrighton, albrighton

"that’s amore"

They are big and they're mates

and they come from the states it’s the keepers.

prob needs a second verse!

Delilah - Tom Jones - cos he's welsh

James james james, james collins, la la la la la la x 2

To "Dion, Dion Dublin, Dion Dublin in the air"

Dunney, richard dunney, richard dunney in the air...

"New York"

Start spreading the news, he's playing today

I want to see his underpants, Ireland, Ireland

if he can score from there

he'll score from anywhere

its up to you

ireland Ireland de de de de de

He's here, he's there, he's got no **** hair ireland, ireland...

At the bank m'lord, at the bank

At the bank m'lord at the bank

at the bank m'lord, at the bank

Oh milners at the bank...

Slower than me, he's slower than me ee ee,

gareth barry, is slower than me...

I did these about 3 months ago - it would be great to have a few new songs BUT the biggest thing we could better is O Lord.... If you compare that to how spurs do oh when the saints go marching in - they get it just right. They do it really slowly and build it up for about 5 minutes and to be fair to them (and I cant stand spurs) it looks and sounds great as they all have the jazz hands going on.

we do our O lord and its like we're in a race to finish it - its a great song we started up (and its now got a lot of copied versions) but we bomb through the whole thing in about 20 seconds.

If we could slow it right down and got it going for about 5 minutes it would be wicked.

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tune of the, ander son son son , song manure sing.

allllllllbriiiiiiiiiiight on on on

hes better than anderson

albright on on on

hes a midfield magician

on the left, on the right

he tears your defence up all night.

albright on on on

and he shits on david duuuuuuuunne!

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Tune of jimmy mack ( motown)

Ooooh jimmy

when are you coming back.

jimmy, we want you back.

Not sure about rest lol, could see someone else do something with this.

Tune of i want you back - jackson 5

When we play citeh

oh jimmy give us 1 more chance.

cant you see we need you.

Running our midfield, back in the team.

We want you back, oh yes we do.

We want you back oh oh jimmy.

We want you back.

Yeah i would like to see jimmy back :lol:

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