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Don't go back to Spurs please

Don't go back to Spurs please

Don't go back to Spurs please - Kyle Walker our loan.

Oh please don't go 'ooome,

Oh please don't go 'oooooome!

Oh please Kyle Walker, Kyle Walker our loan.

(to the tune of 'Sloop John B' by The Beach Boys) - beats 'this is a shit-hole, I wanna go home', which everybody seems to have adopted.

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To the tune of 'Baby give it up' as in the Nicky Butt song when he played for Newcastle:

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ashley Ashley Young

Ashley Young

Ashley Ashley Young

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ive sang this before at some away games last season. im pretty sure a few were singing it at wigan last season

I love it and always have done. Shame its never caught on.

we could use this one for delfouneso

Na na na na na na na na na na na

nathan delfouneso

delfouneso

nathan

delfouneso

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To the tune of 'Baby give it up' as in the Nicky Butt song when he played for Newcastle:

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ashley Ashley Young

Ashley Young

Ashley Ashley Young

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ive sang this before at some away games last season. im pretty sure a few were singing it at wigan last season

I love it and always have done. Shame its never caught on.

we could use this one for delfouneso

Na na na na na na na na na na na

nathan delfouneso

delfouneso

nathan

delfouneso

we had this discussion on Saturday on the bus on the way to Sheff we finally decided on using Ciaran Clark and it works and he deserves a proper song, Delfouneso and Young both have their own chants already.

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One in for Petrov, since he doesn't have a song, despite being the captain:

To the tune of

Born on a mountaintop in Bulgar-ee

Greenest state in Europe's East

Raised on the pitch so ran like a machine

Tackled a bear, when he was only three

Stil-yaaaaaaan!

Stiliyan Petrov

King of the Villa midfield!

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seeing as we dont really have a club anthem, maybe sonething like this? think the tune could make a good chant.

to the tune of that song that goes, "you dont have to say you love me, just because you do. you dont have to say you love me, even though you do. believeee meee, believeee meee ohhh (repeat)

we are the might villa, pride of birmingham.

we are the mighty villa, and we hate the scum.

believe meeee, believeee meeee. (repeat)

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To the tune of 'Baby give it up' as in the Nicky Butt song when he played for Newcastle:

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ashley Ashley Young

Ashley Young

Ashley Ashley Young

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Ive sang this before at some away games last season. im pretty sure a few were singing it at wigan last season

I love it and always have done. Shame its never caught on.

we could use this one for delfouneso

Na na na na na na na na na na na

nathan delfouneso

delfouneso

nathan

delfouneso

we had this discussion on Saturday on the bus on the way to Sheff we finally decided on using Ciaran Clark and it works and he deserves a proper song, Delfouneso and Young both have their own chants already.

i like it :)

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Got to be able to get a John Makoun chant to the tune of REM - Man on the moon.

Something along the lines of

If you believed that there's a man called John Makoun

Called John Makoun

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool

Sure someone can come up with better but it will work to that tune.

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I posted these on the Jean Makoun thread earlier,

Jean Makoun, Makoun,

He comes from Cameroon,

He'll break your legs real soon,

Jean Makoun, Makoun.

or to swing low, sweet chariot:

Ma-Koun, from Cameroon,

He's gonna make the Villa top four.

Prefer this effort though:

To the opening lines from teenage Kicks by The Undertones:

Jean Makoun's so hard to beat,

When he's got the ball at his feet.

He's the best in the neighbourhood,

Nobody else, could look so good.

When he's on the left or on the right,

or in midfield, everything's gonna be, alright.

Also thought of this one for Gary Gardner, to the tune from English Country Garden :) Let's face it folks, we will have to start singing his name soon because he will be a major player for us in years to come!

What do we do when we need a goal or two, we need Gary Gardner,

He's the best we have, he could play at centre half 'cos he is Gary Gardner.

See him running down the wing, leaving full backs trail-ling,

He's the best we've got.

So what do we do when we need a goal or two, we need Gary Gardner.

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to the tune of Hakuna mutata :D

Makoun helps us batter

other premiership teams

hes a masterful passer

averages a goal a game

he means no worries either home or away

he's our champions league squad MVP!

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