Leedsvilla

Ey, that was a joke!

It'll have nothing to do wit the player mate, who is going to stick by a club in serious decline when you are one of the hotest young talents in the country? simples

Delph is a proper player, he looked a cut above anyone else in claret on blue on monday. he wasnt affraid to try clever little passes...... and he is not match fit. Mind you, the way things are going, expect him out in the summer. Class like that is not going to hang around here whilst le knob is in charge. I did cynically think he got a game on monday cos le knob thought he is french.

Get out of our club get out of our club, you french scouse bastard, get out of our club!

We need fabian delph songs: to the Addams family tune: He shoots just like Jazinho, He passes like Juninho, Hes Better than Robinho, FABULOUS FABIAN DELPH

Now then General, I need a bit of advice if i may. I bought a Villa home shirt about a month ago from a store in Leeds (should have got it from the OS i know). Now i have washed the shirt a couple of times without having any problems but after its latest wash it, seems to have shrunk. I usually do the washing but this time the missus did it and swears she did it on 30 (she is ultra energy efficient and environmentally aware). The shirt is as good as wrecked. I have been buying villa shirts for nearly 15 years and have never experienced anything like it before. Has anyone else had anything like this happen? Do you think my missus really just hates my love for villa and sneaked it in a 90 degree wash? Im just a bit upset, like a said, our lass swears it was on a normal wash and now i am without my prize piece of clothing for 5-a-side tomorrow night and my trisp to hamburg and prague :| :| :| . Any suggestions/views/comments and is there anyone at the club i can talk to about this or as it was not bought direct, would the club not want to know? consumer Law says that it is the shop that should be the one to deal with the issue and that you should complain to. In the instance of Villa shirts, Nike make them, shops (including Villa's) sell them. AVFC is not legally liable in any way. Blandy UP THE VILLA AND THANKS FOR YOUR TIME p.s i have seen villa shirts on sale inthe centre of milan in italy and munich in germany, what a great time it is to be a villa fan, i keep having to pinch myself. Thanks for everthing you do/have done and in advance for everything im sure you and the new guys will do. I love this football club as do thousands of others. (except the missus of course)

Whats with the "ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Bullshitter!!!" thing when their goalkeepers take free kicks. I love the craic like the next lad but this one just makes us look little league. We need to make songs like red shite and united. Whose a Poet and up for the task or are us Brummies just not that sharp (heaven forebid)?