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Wembley Wembley for the Villa,

Wembley Wembley I say

Wembley Wembley for the Villa,

We'll be going in the month of May.....

Going to Wembley, Going to Wembley, Going to Wembley in the cup.

Were going to Wembley in the cup

:)

(keep st george in my heart)

So thats what you were singing on the coach home Sunday!!!

ha, there were a few different versions I was slurring with on Sunday,

that seemed the most simple,

Keep Wembley for the Villa, Keep it special,

Keep Wembley for the Villa till May

Keep Wembley for the Villa, Keep it special,

Keep those dirty blue nose b'stards away....

I think was the coach version..

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he's short

he's fat

he's a cheating **** clearing in the woods

philip dowd, philip dowd.

or a couple of old classics...

who's your father

who's your father

who's your father, philip dowd

haven't got one

never had one

your a bastard, philip dowd

where's your girlfriend

where's your girlfriend

where's your girlfriend, philip dowd

haven't got one

you're a rocket polisher

you're a rocket polisher, philip dowd.

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Its

Were on the march with Martins Army

Were all Going to Wembley

And when we win the fa cup we gonna shake em up

cos aston villa is the greatest football team

I have it slightly different:

We're all on the march with Martin's Army

We're all going to Wembley

And we'll really shake em up when we win the FA Cup

'cos Villa are the greatest football team!

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Were on the march with Martins Army

Were all Going to Wembley

And when we win the fa cup we gonna shake em up

cos aston villa is the greatest football team

I have it slightly different:

We're all on the march with Martin's Army

We're all going to Wembley

And we'll really shake em up when we win the FA Cup

'cos Villa are the greatest football team!

Another version

We're on the march with Martin's Army

We're all going to Wembley

And we'll really get pissed up when we win the FA Cup

'cos Villa are the greatest football team!

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Were on the march with Martins Army

Were all Going to Wembley

And when we win the fa cup we gonna shake em up

cos aston villa is the greatest football team

I have it slightly different:

We're all on the march with Martin's Army

We're all going to Wembley

And we'll really shake em up when we win the FA Cup

'cos Villa are the greatest football team!

It's that, but without the 'all' in the first sentence.

Another one started at Stoke on Sat:

(to the tune of 'There's a circus in the town')

Caarson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

Caarson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

He sliced it, diced it, put it in a wok

Caarson Yeung he ate my dog, ate my dog!!!

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Carson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

Carson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

He sliced it, diced it, put it in a wok

Carson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

I posted that on the 23rd on Janurary!

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Carson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

Carson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

He sliced it, diced it, put it in a wok

Carson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

I posted that on the 23rd on Janurary!

first time I heard this was when the bloke in front of me sang it at Pompey in the CC quarter final...

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Were on the march with Martins Army

Were all Going to Wembley

And when we win the fa cup we gonna shake em up

cos aston villa is the greatest football team

I have it slightly different:

We're all on the march with Martin's Army

We're all going to Wembley

And we'll really shake em up when we win the FA Cup

'cos Villa are the greatest football team!

It's that, but without the 'all' in the first sentence.

Another one started at Stoke on Sat:

(to the tune of 'There's a circus in the town')

Caarson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

Caarson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

He sliced it, diced it, put it in a wok

Caarson Yeung he ate my dog, ate my dog!!!

I didn't hear that in Stoke but it's class. There was some good chanting going on on the buses, thought we were going to put the floor through singing "chim chiminy, chim chiminy, chim, chim charoo, we are the bastards in claret and blue".

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Carson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

Carson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

He sliced it, diced it, put it in a wok

Carson Yeung ate my dog, ate my dog

Carson Yeung ate my cat, ate my cat

Carson Yeung ate my cat, ate my cat

He sliced it, diced it, put it in a wok

Carson Yeung ate my cat, ate my cat

etc add different animals each time

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Robbed from the Dingles, after yesterday's calls for Delfouneso i thought this works quite well for the lad. To the tune of KC and the Sunshine Band – Baby Give It Up:

Na Na Na Na na Na nananana,

Nathan Delfouneso,

Delfouneso,

Nathan Delfouneso...

Just to reiterate Delfouneso is pronounced Delfonso.

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What's the start of the MON chant that culminates in:

Randy Lerner and Martin O Neill

Martin O' Neill Martin O' Neill

Martin O' Neill Martin O' Neill

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What's the start of the MON chant that culminates in:

Randy Lerner and Martin O Neill

Martin O' Neill Martin O' Neill

Martin O' Neill Martin O' Neill

When I was young,

I had a dream,

To watch the greatest football team,

Now I'm old (?) The dream is real,

With Randy Lerner and Martin O'Neill.

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What's the start of the MON chant that culminates in:

Randy Lerner and Martin O Neill

Martin O' Neill Martin O' Neill

Martin O' Neill Martin O' Neill

When I was young

I had a dream

To watch the greatest football team

So here I am

The dream is real

With Randy Lerner and Martin O'Neill

Martin O'Neill Martin O'Neill

Martin O'Neill Martin O'Neill

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James Milner, WOAAAH, James Milner WOAAAH...

He moved to centre mid, and now he plays like Sid,

James Milner WOAAAH...

I was about to say how harsh this was, and then I realised you meant Cowans, not Sidwell :P

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James Milner, WOAAAH, James Milner WOAAAH...

He moved to centre mid, and now he plays like Sid,

James Milner WOAAAH...

I was about to say how harsh this was, and then I realised you meant Cowans, not Sidwell :P

Haha I was going to put in brackets not Steve Sidders but thought better of everyone intelligence :D

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