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Why don't we sing 'Jimmy Milner He's Brazilian; we won't sell for 50 million' anymore?

Jimmy Milner is Brazilian,

We won't sell for 50 million,

He can play in any position,

Jimmy, Jimmy Milner,

I've changed the 3rd line as the "on the wing he's **** brilliant" bit doesn't work now..

Any thoughts?

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WHERE!.........THERE!........WHERE!...........OVER THERE!.........OVER HERE!.........OVER THERE!.........WHERE!..........HE'S HERE!............HE'S THERE HE'S EVERY FUKKIN WHERE RICHARD DUNNE...RICHARD DUNNE....

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I havent heard some songs this year...

Tracey Andrews...ok its a bit harsh but still funny..

Birmingham are you listening (tune of walking in winter wonderland)

and mainly...Tony Daley like a torpedo.

As such I have tried to bring this song into the modern game.....

Braaaad Friedel, rolls the ball to Petrov.

Petrov back to Richard Dunne and out to Ashley Young.

Ashley Young down the wing like a torpedo

Puts the ball in the aiiirrrrrrrrrrr...

To Nathen Delfounso.

Thoughts please?

Reckon we can get it going?

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I havent heard some songs this year...

Tracey Andrews...ok its a bit harsh but still funny..

Birmingham are you listening (tune of walking in winter wonderland)

and mainly...Tony Daley like a torpedo.

As such I have tried to bring this song into the modern game.....

Braaaad Friedel, rolls the ball to Petrov.

Petrov back to Richard Dunne and out to Ashley Young.

Ashley Young down the wing like a torpedo

Puts the ball in the aiiirrrrrrrrrrr...

To Nathen Delfounso.

Thoughts please?

Reckon we can get it going?

Don't know if you mean just home games mate but we always sing Birmingham are you listening at aways and I'm sure at least once a game at home.

On the other hand, "NIIIIIGEL SPINKS" definately needs to get sung more! We try to get it going but hardly anyone ever joins in, loudest I've ever heard it is in Silverspoons in the upper room before the game and in the lower room after. Its a great song though all my non-Villa mates love it, we need to sing it more!

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I havent heard some songs this year...

Tracey Andrews...ok its a bit harsh but still funny..

Birmingham are you listening (tune of walking in winter wonderland)

and mainly...Tony Daley like a torpedo.

As such I have tried to bring this song into the modern game.....

Braaaad Friedel, rolls the ball to Petrov.

Petrov back to Richard Dunne and out to Ashley Young.

Ashley Young down the wing like a torpedo

Puts the ball in the aiiirrrrrrrrrrr...

To Nathen Delfounso.

Thoughts please?

Reckon we can get it going?

Don't know if you mean just home games mate but we always sing Birmingham are you listening at aways and I'm sure at least once a game at home.

On the other hand, "NIIIIIGEL SPINKS" definately needs to get sung more! We try to get it going but hardly anyone ever joins in, loudest I've ever heard it is in Silverspoons in the upper room before the game and in the lower room after. Its a great song though all my non-Villa mates love it, we need to sing it more!

Unfortunately, I havent managed many away this year, so couldnt really comment. However, been to every home and very rarely hear the Birm are you listening..I just remember a few years back that it was sung a good 10 times a match. In fact when I was growing up it was probably the first song I remember...but hey..

What you reckon of the new version?

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I think its the same as updating my old man to new players; its a good idea but it wont ever catch on unfortunately :(

Don't know why but us Villans seem to struggle with getting any new songs going that have more than two lines!

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I havent heard some songs this year...

Tracey Andrews...ok its a bit harsh but still funny..

Birmingham are you listening (tune of walking in winter wonderland)

and mainly...Tony Daley like a torpedo.

As such I have tried to bring this song into the modern game.....

Braaaad Friedel, rolls the ball to Petrov.

Petrov back to Richard Dunne and out to Ashley Young.

Ashley Young down the wing like a torpedo

Puts the ball in the aiiirrrrrrrrrrr...

To Nathen Delfounso.

Thoughts please?

Reckon we can get it going?

Braaaad Friedel, rolls the ball to Petrov.

Petrov passes to the side, never back or forwards.

Ashley Young down the wing, step over, step over

Get's past the last maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

And then crosses straight to the keeper.......

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This is to the tune of "we all hate blues scum, we all hate blues scum"

Birmingham,

Listen to me,

Your not going to Wemberley,

We think its great,

We think its nice,

Coz Aston Villa are going twice...

We all Hate blues scum,

We all hate blues scum, you know the rest

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If he starts getting a few more appearances off the bench now we need to get a delfouneso song going, loads have already mentioned the:-

Nathan Delfounesooo

Nathan Deflounesooo

Running down the wing

See his dreadlocks swing

Nathan Delfounesooo

But i also thought of using the chorus of Kc and the Sunshine Band "Baby Give it Up"

Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na, na

Nathan Delfouneso

Delfouneso

Naaaaaaaathan Delfounesoooooooo

Both really simple and easy to pick up, either one would sound good

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Chelmsley villain i was think the same for the delfouneso song, i thought we could make it like the old carbone song. mine was something like

Delfounesooo ooooooo oooo

Delfounesooo ooooooo oooo

Its in the net again

His scoring goals for fun

Delfounesooo ooooooo oooo

Delfounesooo ooooooo oooo

and does anyone know the song about st andrews as i heard it on the train and liked it but have forgot the lyrics

thanks UTV!!!!!

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some say that st andrews is a wonderful place,

ive been there myself, its a **** disgrace,

they say they have showers, but we know the truth,

theres a hole in the roof where the rain pisses through!

Singing we hate, oh we hate the city,

we hate, oh we hate the blues,

we hate, oh we hate the city,

and we love it when those bastards lose!

That the one?

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I haven't read through all ths previous threads, so this might have been posted already.

To the 10 green bottles tune.

There were 5 alsatians walking down the street,

5 alsatians walking down the street,

and if Carson Yeung would like a bite to eat,

there'd be 4 alsatians..etc'

all the way down to 1, then..

there were no alsatians walking down the street,

no alsatians walking down the street,

so if Carson Yeung would like a bite to eat,

he'll be down St Andrews to chew on empty seats!

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