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  • 3 weeks later...

The ten dalmations song against walsall was well funny!!!

Ten Dalmations walking down the street

Ten Dalmations walking down the street

and if Carson Yeung wants a bite to eat

there'll be Nine Dalmations walking down the street.......

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  • 2 weeks later...

and on that farm he had Carew

Ee I ee I oh

with a lap dance her and a lap dance there

here a lap

there a lap

everywhere a lap lap

and on that farm he had A Young

Ee I ee I oh

with a great turn here

and a great turn there

here a turn

there a turn

everywhere a turn turn

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It'd need to be started slow as it gets fast in the middle... but how about this?

Kev MacDonald's Villa Team,

ee i ee i o,

Kev's unbeaten in the league,

ee i ee i o,

With an 'Aston' here,

and an 'Villa' there,

Here an A, There a V,

Aston Villa FC,

Kev MacDonalds Villa Team,

ee i ee i o,

Nice and simple!

(I'm not sure about the 3rd line... could say "Kev's reserves have won the league" or "Kev MacDonald's here to stay".. or something else.. I just like the fact he's the king of the reserve league south :D)

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I have another chant, for if the deal goes through as expected Tomorrow..

(To the tune of "Jimmy Milner is Brazilian")

Stevie Ireland is Brazilian,

We won't sell for 50 million,

We said bye to greedy Jim and said

Hello Stevie Ireland!

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can we have a song for the general?

Oh General Krulak he doesn't mince his words

He's on the internet chatting with us nerds

Oh General Krulak he'll chop your **** balls off!

to the chorus of frankie valli - can't take my eyes off you

:lol:

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and on that farm he had Carew

Ee I ee I oh

with a lap dance her and a lap dance there

here a lap

there a lap

everywhere a lap lap

and on that farm he had A Young

Ee I ee I oh

with a great turn here

and a great turn there

here a turn

there a turn

everywhere a turn turn

So you do a Lap Dance for JC and then don't follow it up with a Web Cam for Ash!! Poor!

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Kev Macdonald had a team..

ee aye ee aye ooo..

and in that team he had Milner

we can't wait for him to go..

Your not wanted down here ..

and your moving up there..

We know it's a city shirt your wearing under there..

P!$$ off and Cheerio...

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