Stevo985 Posted January 8, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: Ha, I don’t think I’m anywhere near him. I’m on the 3rd row next to a bloke who repeats everything like that guy from Goodfellas. ”that was our throw in that, that was our throw in” 3rd row? Geeze, no you'r nowhere near me. I'm row 29, with the cool kids. I'll wave to the third row at the next game. I usually don't arrive until just before kick off. I am an incredibly handsome, tall, bald man. I may or may not be with a black guy who looks like Les Ferdinand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted January 8, 2018 Administrator Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, tonyh29 said: thought it was around 6 % now ? was around 15 % in 2013 but has been declining year on year since The annual partnership bonus for 2011 was 18%, for 2012 was 14%, for 2013 was 17%, for 2014 was 15%, for 2016 was 10% and the most recent bonus was 6% in 2017, the lowest since 1954 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waitrose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, limpid said: As part of the John Lewis group, Waitrose employees are all "partners" and receive a bonus of 10-20% on top of their annual salary. 6% last year (fourth year in a row that they cut it). Edit: Just seen posts above. Edited January 8, 2018 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 The fact my cat has suddenly decided he doesn’t like the food that he’s been having for years, right after I bulk bought 120 packets of the stuff. He’s barely touched what we’ve put down for the last few days. I don’t know what else he’s eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Several pairs of my boxer shorts have developed holes in exactly the same patch, just to the right of my arsehole. Seems a bit weird, maybe it's the way I scratch my arse or something. Just means I need to fork out for some new ones which is annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted January 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2018 28 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: Several pairs of my boxer shorts have developed holes in exactly the same patch, just to the right of my arsehole. Seems a bit weird, maybe it's the way I scratch my arse or something. Just means I need to fork out for some new ones which is annoying. 5 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted January 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2018 I once went for a spa day with Mrs P and was really looking forward to my first ever massage. I walked in to the room wearing a dressing gown and jogging bottoms. The attractive masseuse asked me to undress so I took the gown off and she said “and the jogging bottoms as well please”. I didn’t realise this was going to happen. I took my bottoms off to reveal my Where’s Wally boxers that had a big hole on the anus. That was a very unrelaxing back massage. 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rob182 Posted January 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2018 You thought you were going to have a massage over some trackie bottoms? “and the jogging bottoms please...” ”that’s it, and the shoes... pop them off too please...” ”...and now the baseball cap...” ”...and finally the scarf....” 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Stevo985 said: 3rd row? Geeze, no you'r nowhere near me. I'm row 29, with the cool kids. I'll wave to the third row at the next game. I usually don't arrive until just before kick off. I am an incredibly handsome, tall, bald man. I may or may not be with a black guy who looks like Les Ferdinand. @Paddywhack‘s easy to spot. Look for a handsome guy, muscly but not in an intimidating way, often wearing a baseball cap, cracking hilarious jokes and getting high fives from all the people around. Once you’ve spotted me, @Paddywhack will be the ugly guy on my right, usually picking his anus or his nose. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, Rob182 said: You thought you were going to have a massage over some trackie bottoms? “and the jogging bottoms please...” ”that’s it, and the shoes... pop them off too please...” ”...and now the baseball cap...” ”...and finally the scarf....” It was a back massage, she didn’t even touch my legs. I think she just wanted to see my juicy booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rob182 said: @Paddywhack‘s easy to spot. Look for a handsome guy, muscly but not in an intimidating way, often wearing a baseball cap, cracking hilarious jokes and getting high fives from all the people around. Once you’ve spotted me, @Paddywhack will be the ugly guy on my right, usually picking his anus or his nose. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 As we well know @Paddywhack can be spotted by looking for Darreniano Goughaldo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I still aim to meet at least one VTer in my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 52 minutes ago, Rob182 said: You thought you were going to have a massage over some trackie bottoms? “and the jogging bottoms please...” ”that’s it, and the shoes... pop them off too please...” ”...and now the bobble hat...” ”...and finally the scarf....” Fixed For those who don't know, @Paddywhack is famous for wearing bobble hats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Fixed For those who don't know, @Paddywhack is famous for wearing bobble hats. Someone posted about a small portion of spaghetti and meatballs today and I can’t believe you or @Rob182 didn’t pick it up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 So anyway, these Where's Wally boxers, do they have an actual Where's Wally game on them, or are they just branded with a big picture of his face? Could be a new thing to concentrate on during my shit breaks at work if it's the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 It was probably ‘where’s willy’ and the masseuse was probs like, “it ain’t there you **** loser chode”! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 26 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Someone posted about a small portion of spaghetti and meatballs today and I can’t believe you or @Rob182 didn’t pick it up. Haha! It took alotspot of restraint. I think it's because i was genuinely busy at that time.. You got away with that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) 23 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: So anyway, these Where's Wally boxers, do they have an actual Where's Wally game on them, or are they just branded with a big picture of his face? Could be a new thing to concentrate on during my shit breaks at work if it's the former. It was an actual game. I always wondered if it was a joke though because Wally was right on my bellend. Edited January 8, 2018 by Paddywhack 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: It was an actual game. I always wondered if it was a joke though because Wally was right on my bellend. They must have used some high-tech microscopic hardware to print him that small. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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