Guest av1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 for some reason i stopped half way through and read that as "i've started dating a girl about 6..." haha that's the jimny Saville thread ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 5 posts and no one suggested DHUTWU. Disappointing. its been 6 weeks man, I normally wait about 8 before suggesting anal ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 5 posts and no one suggested DHUTWU. Disappointing. its been 6 weeks man, I normally wait about 8 before suggesting anal ;-) prude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 5 posts and no one suggested DHUTWU. Disappointing. its been 6 weeks man, I normally wait about 8 before suggesting anal ;-) prude prude lol I'm a member of chams ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Honestly guys she is **** fantastic, she is very very intelligent , whilst keeping the common touch (bit of kipping there) she is great in bed, she is perfect, its just this snoring. Its **** unbearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Try this with her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) when she is walking home from work in the dark chuck a balaclava on then run up and punch her square on the nose and hope it does the trick, then run back home and act all concerned about the brutal attack it may stop the snoring and earn you a few points for being the caring boyfriend just remember to take the balaclava off before she opens the front door though Edited February 25, 2014 by leemond2008 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I found this out after seeing woman a few years ago, after a few months of seeing her the every other day blowjob stopped, so I had to improvise, she had to be fast asleep though, but it was a great cure for her snoring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) All things considered, this might seem like a ridiculous idea, outrageous even, but have you told her?If it's that bad you can't sleep through it, try things like nasal strips, they're pretty cheap and not uncomfortable. And if she's offended, apologise, tell her to forget about it, then when she falls asleep take a shit on her tits, run, and never return her calls. Problem solved, one way or another. Edited February 25, 2014 by Davkaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 my beard is currently making things like drinking extremely messy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 All things considered, this might seem like a ridiculous idea, outrageous even, but have you told her?If it's that bad you can't sleep through it, try things like nasal strips, they're pretty cheap and not uncomfortable. And if she's offended, apologise, tell her bout it, then when she falls asleep take a shit on her tits, run, and never return her calls. Problem solved, one way or another. mate I mentioned it in joking way last week and she told me she knew she snored and suggested that she would sleep on the sofa to allow me to sleep. This was in her own bloody house (I've said she is a lovely women) of course I told her no, she is staying in bed and I know this sounds a bit soppy after just a few weeks but i didnt want her leave me. She is fully aware she snores I just want a remedy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) We are going to need pics to accurately judge this situation. Edited February 25, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Snoring is a deal breaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 We are going to need pics to accurately judge this situation. surely a audio is more of a indicator :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 No a picture will suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 It needs to be a full body picture too, just so we can see exactly what were dealing with 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 No a picture will suffice. I've still not worked out how to do that pal. My Internet skills are poor. If you want to pm me your email address I'll srbd you a pic and you can post lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 All things considered, this might seem like a ridiculous idea, outrageous even, but have you told her?If it's that bad you can't sleep through it, try things like nasal strips, they're pretty cheap and not uncomfortable. And if she's offended, apologise, tell her bout it, then when she falls asleep take a shit on her tits, run, and never return her calls. Problem solved, one way or another. mate I mentioned it in joking way last week and she told me she knew she snored and suggested that she would sleep on the sofa to allow me to sleep. This was in her own bloody house (I've said she is a lovely women) of course I told her no, she is staying in bed and I know this sounds a bit soppy after just a few weeks but i didnt want her leave me. She is fully aware she snores I just want a remedy lol Snore louder than her and overpower her din. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 All things considered, this might seem like a ridiculous idea, outrageous even, but have you told her?If it's that bad you can't sleep through it, try things like nasal strips, they're pretty cheap and not uncomfortable. And if she's offended, apologise, tell her bout it, then when she falls asleep take a shit on her tits, run, and never return her calls. Problem solved, one way or another. mate I mentioned it in joking way last week and she told me she knew she snored and suggested that she would sleep on the sofa to allow me to sleep. This was in her own bloody house (I've said she is a lovely women) of course I told her no, she is staying in bed and I know this sounds a bit soppy after just a few weeks but i didnt want her leave me. She is fully aware she snores I just want a remedy lol that wont work mate ;-) Snore louder than her and overpower her din. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Put a trumpet in her mouth and two tiny ones in each nostril and then at least it can be musical (None of this a euphemism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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