Rugeley Villa Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 had some good action last night, started off in the living room and while we were in the living room on the sofa i had the golden shower. just got up this morning and sat on the sofa ready to go work and i realise my arse is wet, doh going to stink of piss today this is the piss you off thread though. I'm assuming your kids are at home? You need to to burn that sofa. Tramp. she cleaned the sofa when i reminded her about it I'm struggling with the fact that now I know what he looks like I can picture him being pissed on! You can also picture the missus doing it! And the couch was the other couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) I don't know why I am surprised but ....... . Edited August 13, 2014 by Voinjama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted August 13, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2014 had some good action last night, started off in the living room and while we were in the living room on the sofa i had the golden shower. just got up this morning and sat on the sofa ready to go work and i realise my arse is wet, doh going to stink of piss today this is the piss you off thread though. I went camping the other week and rather than get dressed and walk to the toilets in the pouring rain , I had a wee in a cup instead and then chucked the contents out in the general direction away from our tent Mrs H wont let anyone use that cup until it's spent 503 days soaked in bleach ... i'd hate to think what she would do with your sofa , probably burn it and then burn the ashes to make doubly sure 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I don't know why I am surprised but ....... . just one of those nights that came out of nowhere, chilled one tonight though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 had some good action last night, started off in the living room and while we were in the living room on the sofa i had the golden shower. just got up this morning and sat on the sofa ready to go work and i realise my arse is wet, doh going to stink of piss today this is the piss you off thread though. I went camping the other week and rather than get dressed and walk to the toilets in the pouring rain , I had a wee in a cup instead and then chucked the contents out in the general direction away from our tent Mrs H wont let anyone use that cup until it's spent 503 days soaked in bleach ... i'd hate to think what she would do with your sofa , probably burn it and then burn the ashes to make doubly sure My last exam I was busting for a piss but was caught for time so had to hold it in, I could barely walk by the time the exam had finished went into the mens but was one of the last ones out so there was a queue, straight out to the car and pissed into my bottle from the exam. Was in the car for about 2 days after how somebody didn't try and drink it is beyond me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I probably shouldnt joke about this but with regards to my earlier post, if you hear of a murder/suicide in Leeds in about a month then three guesses who are involved... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I love Rugeley Villa! I spat my tea when I read that this morning 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Ruge is top. Bet it would be a mad night out on the sauce with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 The good old "what should I wear" conversation with the missus The most confusing part of it all is how "I really don't care wear what the **** you like" is somehow a wronger answer than all the previous wrong answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13, 2014 I probably shouldnt joke about this but with regards to my earlier post, if you hear of a murder/suicide in Leeds in about a month then three guesses who are involved... Erm... OK, I'll have first guess. Is it me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13, 2014 i much prefer [The Stone Roses] debut if im honest. its a band that never really fulfilled their full potential. A late sixties music fan like you really should give 'Second Coming' another listen. I always have fun playing 'spot the influence' - I can hear Byrds, Yardbirds, Bluesbreakers, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors... it just goes on. OK, Ian Brown is a shite vocalist, but this album''s all about John Squire (Jimmy Page's biggest fan). Just listen to the opening track 'Breaking Into Heaven' - he plays one solo after another, in different styles - I can certainly hear Page, Clapton, Beck, Gilmour, Hendrix, Peter Green, maybe others. Showboating, sure, but he has the chops to back it up. By comparison, the first album is simply a 'dance' rhythm section behind a bunch of so-so jangly Byrds pastiches. OK as far as it goes, but pale stuff compared to its successor. Of course, at the time, the received hipster rock critic wisdom was that 1966 was cool, but 1970 wasn't. I begged to differ then, and I do now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Ruge is top. Bet it would be a mad night out on the sauce with him. Depends on what kind of 'sauce' you are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) Ruge is top. Bet it would be a mad night out on the sauce with him if your into clubs im not your man, them days went a while back as i just enjoy your normal pubs and late night bars now. ive mellowed slightly now but as a lot of people do i drink way to much when im out and im usually centre of attention when drunk which does not suit everyone. i thrive on being pissed and in that whole enviroment. Edited August 13, 2014 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 i much prefer [The Stone Roses] debut if im honest. its a band that never really fulfilled their full potential. A late sixties music fan like you really should give 'Second Coming' another listen. I always have fun playing 'spot the influence' - I can hear Byrds, Yardbirds, Bluesbreakers, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors... it just goes on. OK, Ian Brown is a shite vocalist, but this album''s all about John Squire (Jimmy Page's biggest fan). Just listen to the opening track 'Breaking Into Heaven' - he plays one solo after another, in different styles - I can certainly hear Page, Clapton, Beck, Gilmour, Hendrix, Peter Green, maybe others. Showboating, sure, but he has the chops to back it up. By comparison, the first album is simply a 'dance' rhythm section behind a bunch of so-so jangly Byrds pastiches. OK as far as it goes, but pale stuff compared to its successor. Of course, at the time, the received hipster rock critic wisdom was that 1966 was cool, but 1970 wasn't. I begged to differ then, and I do now. my favourite stone roses song is love spreads which is off the second album, i see your point but for how i view the stone roses their first album represents them more imo. must admit i aint gave them a listen for a while but next time i do i will give second coming a spin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I love Rugeley Villa! I spat my tea when I read that this morning tea in the morning! you rebel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Ruge is top. Bet it would be a mad night out on the sauce with him. Depends on what kind of 'sauce' you are talking about. i can see myself going back on the jd after last night. stopped drinking it a few years back but last night made me realise how much i like it and miss it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I love Rugeley Villa! I spat my tea when I read that this morning tea in the morning! you rebel. I just didn't fancy a mouthful of piss this morning 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Tesco putting the price of their chicken thighs up by around 50%. words removed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13, 2014 I only have to smell JD to get a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I love Rugeley Villa! I spat my tea when I read that this morning tea in the morning! you rebel. I just didn't fancy a mouthful of piss this morning snob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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