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The we dont care about - insert team - chant. Pisses me off hearing it every game

 

Started by a drunken idiot in the Red Robin at Wigan. It's a Heathen chant ffs.

 

 

 

We really need some new chants don't we.

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I accidentally ordered skinny jeans off ASOS once.

 

When they turned up I thought "**** it, I'll try them on anyway"

 

I couldn't get them past my calves.

 

Asos skinny is appallingly skinny, even their slim jeans are tighter than any skinny jeans i've tried in the past.

 

Hollister (an otherwise rubbish brand) do brilliant skinny jeans, for what it's worth.

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I accidentally ordered skinny jeans off ASOS once.

 

When they turned up I thought "**** it, I'll try them on anyway"

 

I couldn't get them past my calves.

 

Asos skinny is appallingly skinny, even their slim jeans are tighter than any skinny jeans i've tried in the past.

 

Hollister (an otherwise rubbish brand) do brilliant skinny jeans, for what it's worth.

Nah its not gonna happen. Years of rugby and now the gym mean my legs and arse are never gonna fit into skinny jeans

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Slim fit. I'm looking for some new jeans and they're all **** slim fit for faggots with skinny legs.

Don't tell me you wear bootcut. It's 2013 man.

No, just normal straight jeans. I can't wear slim fit because my calves are super-buff and look stupid in slim jeans.

 

 

Ah man, I ordered jeans online sunday for Christmas and realized after that they were slim, haven't got them yet but I'd say they'll look desperate if I can get into them at all. :(

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I accidentally ordered skinny jeans off ASOS once.

 

When they turned up I thought "**** it, I'll try them on anyway"

 

I couldn't get them past my calves.

 

Balls this will almost definitely happen me Stevo :(

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I accidentally ordered skinny jeans off ASOS once.

When they turned up I thought "**** it, I'll try them on anyway"

I couldn't get them past my calves.

Asos skinny is appallingly skinny, even their slim jeans are tighter than any skinny jeans i've tried in the past.

Hollister (an otherwise rubbish brand) do brilliant skinny jeans, for what it's worth.

Nah its not gonna happen. Years of rugby and now the gym mean my legs and arse are never gonna fit into skinny jeans

Gosh you're so manly...

I can squat 120kg and still get into skinnies. Perhaps I'm just about the perfect specimen?

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DATES!

 

I was stood in the supermarket earlier today, utterly at a loss as to why I was there.

Bought a bottle of fizz and extra wide foil and some sausages, but I knew that wasn't why I was there.

 

cheers, I'll e-mail myself for tomorrow.

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Fat blokes in skinny jeans need liquidated.

is that a diet?

 

 

Yes. Made from liquid dates. Highly laxative. 

 

Can I have November the 12th and March 3rd please?

 

 

They're a bit runny. 

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