Eames Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Not even worth me asking for a quote, then. You couldnt afford me honey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Whether they had washed in the last 24 hours for starters. Would it bother you how good looking the fella was? i.e. would the price go up for an ugly man with a chode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Would it bother you how good looking the fella was? i.e. would the price go up for an ugly man with a chode? Probably yes - it would make it easier....... if I knew what a chode was I could comment....... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Imagine your average Welshman was a penis, that's what a Chode is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 I'd only do it for £1 billion, because I'm definitely positively undoubtedly super straight. All of the rest of you sicken me. Time to pump some iron and eye up women and drink beer and belch and shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 I'm definitely positively undoubtedly super straight. Time to pump some iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 It would have to be a seriously life-changing amount of money. and no £1mill is not seriously life-changing, i wouldn't do it for that much. £10mill+ and i'd be considering it, £100mill and i'd definitely do it. Don't agree with Stevo that someone who would do it for £1m would also do it for £500k. by that logic if that person would then do it for £500k, they would also do it for £250k. and if they'd do it for £250k, then they'd do it for £125k, and so on. If someone finds £1mill life-changing, doesn't mean tey find £500k life-changing. So, you wouldn't do it for, say, £5m? I find it hard to believe. I think there is a certain amount of machismo demonstrated in some of these posts and what you would write on here and what you would do in private is completely different (not singling you out ender4, just a general comment). I think most peoples thresholds would be a lot lower. Another scenario; would you do it once a month for your monthly salary, if it meant you didn't have to go to work? 10 mins a month... or 140-200 hours a month in a job you may hate for the same net reward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Another scenario; would you do it once a month for your monthly salary, if it meant you didn't have to go to work? 10 mins a month... or 140-200 hours a month in a job you may hate for the same net reward? Only if it was unionised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Imagine your average Welshman was a penis, that's what a Chode is. Yes that would almost certainly be more expensive. Amount of girth would be directly proportional to increasing price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Only if it was unionised. So jewish lads only then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Here's one. You have to have sex with one of the following... The best looking, most hunky, man in the world, one that evokes both the love of women and man crushes (think Mellberg). OR The most disgusting ugly fat female munter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 "the most disgusting ugly fat female munter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Mellberg, and I'd be damn glad of the privilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Would I have to pay tax? Depends if you live in Belize or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Mellberg all day and I'd pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 So, you wouldn't do it for, say, £5m? I find it hard to believe. I think there is a certain amount of machismo demonstrated in some of these posts and what you would write on here and what you would do in private is completely different (not singling you out ender4, just a general comment). I think most peoples thresholds would be a lot lower. Another scenario; would you do it once a month for your monthly salary, if it meant you didn't have to go to work? 10 mins a month... or 140-200 hours a month in a job you may hate for the same net reward? obviously, its hard to say without being in that position, but i don't believe i would do it for £5m. i don't count £5m as totally & completely life-changing. maybe i just don't value money that much. there's is absolutely zero chance i would do it for my monthly salary, not even my yearly or 10-yearly salary. and i enjoy my job and coming to work, so wouldn't want to give that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nath182 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 obviously, its hard to say without being in that position, but i don't believe i would do it for £5m. i don't count £5m as totally & completely life-changing. maybe i just don't value money that much. there's is absolutely zero chance i would do it for my monthly salary, not even my yearly or 10-yearly salary. and i enjoy my job and coming to work, so wouldn't want to give that up. Out of interest, what would you consider life changing if £5m is not life changing? Personally an amount of money that would pay off my mortgage or higher is life changing to me. Not saying I would do the act in question for that sum of cash but if £5m doesn't change your life at all then you must already be living the high life (if that's the case, fair play. Can I have some free money?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Exactly, an amount of money that would mean I could give up work and live a very nice life would be life changing in my opinion. I guess £1.5m- £2m would do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nath182 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Maybe I am taking the term 'life changing' too literally. £150k would be life changing for me, when you get to the millions of £'s saying it isn't a life changing sum is bewildering to me, how would it not change your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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