ME Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 If I won the euro millions I may actually pay one of you willing guys to blow me . Just so I can say "yeah but remember that time you swallowed my fat salty load " anytime you didn't like one of my posts I get a BJ out of it too so it's win win . Jebus! THEY get money for this!?!?! I've been bamboozled. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I would do more or less anything that doesn't physically harm me or someone else for the right cash. Sad fact of the world, but money is rather important and annoyingly hard to come by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Free if it was Gosling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted November 25, 2012 Moderator Share Posted November 25, 2012 Thursday's your best bet for BOF. He has a pre-weekend lull. £14 if you ask in the right way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 <£200 = I'll look at it £200 - £500 = I'll touch it wearing a glove £500 - £1000 = I'll touch it without a glove £1000 - £4000 = I'll touch it and cradle the balls £4000 - £10000 = I'll gently massage the perineum £10000 - £20000 = I'll work the shaft £20000 - £50000 = I'll lick the shaft £50000 - £100000 = I'll tentatively put it in my mouth £100000 - £500000 = I'll gobble it like an Ethiopian with a Mars bar £500000 - £1000000 = I'll swallow > £1000000 = I'll gargle your choice of song, then swallow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 PS If anyone gets a boner reading that, you already owe me £5. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 26, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 26, 2012 Shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Very rarely will something actually make me chuckle out loud, good effort Gareth. In answer to the opening post, I wouldn't do it on the grounds that I would see it as cheating with my missus. If I had no girlfriend, I'd probably take a shot in the mouth for a sum of money that would allow me to do some serious travelling, say £20k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 26, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 26, 2012 What if no-one ever found out? Would cheating on your gf still hold you back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Yeah I think so, I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt. Also, I wouldn't want to be bitching myself out on the other side of a glory hole every time I fancied a new car. I'm already pondering the same question again with regards to getting one of the new A-classes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 26, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 26, 2012 Interesting. Because, as bad as this sounds, if I could guarantee my other half wouldn't find out then I'd go for it. And I'm not just talking about this question. I'd probably feel differently if I'd met "the one". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 18 Months ago I'd have said the same thing, but she wasn't 'the one'. Pretty sure the new one is, happily enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Regardless of not finding out, just think, chowing down on another mans lunch, that image will haunt you for ever. You mentally wouldn’t be able to get over it. I just don’t think I could, not at any price. Thats me though and the situation is hypothetical. Say a couple of mil on the table and it may come down to it that would be cupping them bollocks and sticking a finger up the ass. But for now, too rich for my blood, Im out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 If my missus knew I'd be getting paid to suck pipe, she'd have me doing it for £200 a pop the cheeky cow. My price would be around £25k which is a life changing amount of money for me. £50k I wouldn't even think. My mouth would be consuming the contents of your man bag. But, I learnt my lesson from the last time - money upfront in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Cheque's in the mail, I swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 To those who wouldn't do it because it would be cheating. I think you'd better not tell them about it if you got the offer but didn't do it. They'd probably leave you if you couldn't perform once what they do on you if you got £1m which probably could've helped the both of you a lot. I don't know, but £1m or somewhere around that would probably be my price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 To those who wouldn't do it because it would be cheating. I think you'd better not tell them about it if you got the offer but didn't do it. They'd probably leave you if you couldn't perform once what they do on you if you got £1m which probably could've helped the both of you a lot. I don't know, but £1m or somewhere around that would probably be my price. Seriously, if you think a decent woman would leave because you hadn't gaycheated for cash, you might be hanging around the wrong women. If I went home and said 'honey, good news I've got a million quid, where's the mouthwash?' I'd be spending it all on my own. Which, potentially unbelievably, I wouldn't want to do. As mentioned above, it looks like the difference for many is whether they have 'the one'. But by the same token, if you're with 'the one' and the pair of you don't mind a little alternative entertainment every now and again, well done that's a rarity you should savour. Anyway, knowing my luck I'd end up with crabs in my 'tache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 27, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2012 To those who wouldn't do it because it would be cheating. I think you'd better not tell them about it if you got the offer but didn't do it. They'd probably leave you if you couldn't perform once what they do on you if you got £1m which probably could've helped the both of you a lot. I don't know, but £1m or somewhere around that would probably be my price. it would take a million? I reckon anyone who would do it for a million, would do it for £500k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Seriously, if you think a decent woman would leave because you hadn't gaycheated for cash, you might be hanging around the wrong women. If I went home and said 'honey, good news I've got a million quid, where's the mouthwash?' I'd be spending it all on my own. Which, potentially unbelievably, I wouldn't want to do. As mentioned above, it looks like the difference for many is whether they have 'the one'. But by the same token, if you're with 'the one' and the pair of you don't mind a little alternative entertainment every now and again, well done that's a rarity you should savour. Anyway, knowing my luck I'd end up with crabs in my 'tache. I wasn't that serious. Just that I'd find it hard to believe that she'd leave me if I came home with a million for doing that. Then again, if I came home every week with those money having done that she'd probably start to wonder. :-P For £1m I think most people would be rather forgiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 it would take a million? I reckon anyone who would do it for a million, would do it for £500k Well, I probably would too. I think it's rather hard to seriously answer that question with an absolute sum of money. I mean, right now I might've done for 1ok as I really need the money right now. Would I have to pay tax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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