regular_john Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Been playing this quite heavily online over the last few days and it's really drove home how bad I am at FIFA. Once I got into the better divisions in the head-to-head season I noticed that everyone I played seemed to have a speed and fluidity in their play that I just don't have. It's so frustrating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Well, to be fair, there are a lot of people who spend most of their days playing Fifa online, so there's no shame in being beaten by them because at least you have a life You'll get better the more you play against better opposition though. Just look at the sorts of things they do and try to incorporate that into your game more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czechlad Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Yes I finally got into division 1! I got a couple of wins in my first two matches. What happens if I win that league? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted March 10, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2012 you win the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 10, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2012 Your console will explode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Your testicles will regress back inside your body like a samurai, and you will shit skittles for a week. All but the green skittles will be edible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 I won Div 1 last week with France(absolute unit by the way) and trust me, it's the biggest anti-climax in gaming history. You basically just start DIv 1 again....on 0 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czechlad Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 That pisses me off. Win the top league and nothing. Plus what Gareth said didn't happen! I needed to go out and buy skittles with my balls intact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Really? It did for me. I make skittles vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 That pisses me off. Win the top league and nothing. Plus what Gareth said didn't happen! I needed to go out and buy skittles with my balls intact! Were you hoping money would fire out the USB slot of your console? .................I was :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifa09don Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 Really? It did for me. I make skittles vodka. no reason for the quote qareth other than to get ur attention, but why have you got a 212 win streak against the amateur computer? how do you have the time and patience to play 212 games that you will definatly win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Really? It did for me. I make skittles vodka. no reason for the quote qareth other than to get ur attention, but why have you got a 212 win streak against the amateur computer? how do you have the time and patience to play 212 games that you will definatly win I think we're uncovering a much darker, pathological side to Gareth. Sure he's quick with a gag, but at what cost to his mental health? In a dark room, with a VillaTalk Members team that he constructed deriving our stats using algorithms related to the threads we have posted in and our appearances from Rogue's Gallery, Gareth plays 20 minute per half games of FIFA on amateur against Birmingham City. "And Gareth scores again. And his teammates congratulate him. They're all hugging him. He looks so happy" His girlfriend has been gone for months. She now appears as goalkeeper for Birmingham City as Gareth blasts the ball at her at full power all day and night. Another classic football shirt arrives. Gareth signs for the delivery and throws it towards his bedroom where the floor is littered with unopened parcels, all containing obscure football jerseys from the 80s and 90s. He can enjoy those later, but right now he is occupied with more pressing issues. It's 89 minutes into the VTFC v BCFC game and VT only lead 36-0. One last chance perhaps... Rob with a reverse pass to Tony who slides it to Gareth. He shoots. Goal!! With the last kick of the game. Are you sure you want a rematch? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Too close to the truth. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted March 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 no reason for the quote qareth other than to get ur attention, but why have you got a 212 win streak against the amateur computer? how do you have the time and patience to play 212 games that you will definatly win Because I'm lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Who is that in the photo? It's not Gareth, I envisaged him with black hair and a clean shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rino8 Posted March 14, 2012 Visiting Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 Really? It did for me. I make skittles vodka. no reason for the quote qareth other than to get ur attention, but why have you got a 212 win streak against the amateur computer? how do you have the time and patience to play 212 games that you will definatly win I think we're uncovering a much darker, pathological side to Gareth. Sure he's quick with a gag, but at what cost to his mental health? In a dark room, with a VillaTalk Members team that he constructed deriving our stats using algorithms related to the threads we have posted in and our appearances from Rogue's Gallery, Gareth plays 20 minute per half games of FIFA on amateur against Birmingham City. "And Gareth scores again. And his teammates congratulate him. They're all hugging him. He looks so happy" His girlfriend has been gone for months. She now appears as goalkeeper for Birmingham City as Gareth blasts the ball at her at full power all day and night. Another classic football shirt arrives. Gareth signs for the delivery and throws it towards his bedroom where the floor is littered with unopened parcels, all containing obscure football jerseys from the 80s and 90s. He can enjoy those later, but right now he is occupied with more pressing issues. It's 89 minutes into the VTFC v BCFC game and VT only lead 36-0. One last chance perhaps... Rob with a reverse pass to Tony who slides it to Gareth. He shoots. Goal!! With the last kick of the game. Are you sure you want a rematch? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Who is that in the photo? It's not Gareth, I envisaged him with black hair and a clean shave. I can confirm that is me. Yes, I am that handsome. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted March 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 yillan is responsible for my 2 favourite VT posts, that and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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