chrisp65 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 right about now Mrs Mooney is being phoned by Mr Mooney's work bro's to come and collect him from under the table at some girly dance club he's laying on sticky carpet with blim burns in his suit trousers, off his tits on Baileys, Chardonnay, Lager and Guiness 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I saw his name 'viewing' the match thread, so perhaps it was an altogether quieter affair, perhaps with a few awkward handshakes and bad jokes, and maybe some cake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 a card with 'all the breast' written on it about 23 times and a DAB alarm clock now he doesn't have to get up in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3tXgrFajDAw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3tXgrFajDAw# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) I saw his name 'viewing' the match thread, so perhaps it was an altogether quieter affair, perhaps with a few awkward handshakes and bad jokes, and maybe some cake. That's the badger. Although if ever there was a night I could should have got totally wasted, it was this one. Just the one bottle of Bishop's Finger, but hell, I feel GOOOOOOD. Also, I'm pacing myself for the next few days. Baggies fan due tomorrow. Just trying to raise him on the phone, but for some reason he's not responding. Funny, that. Edited January 29, 2014 by mjmooney 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 That shudder you get after a piss that you have been holding in for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I saw his name 'viewing' the match thread, so perhaps it was an altogether quieter affair, perhaps with a few awkward handshakes and bad jokes, and maybe some cake. That's the badger. Although if ever there was a night I could should have got totally wasted, it was this one. Just the one bottle of Bishop's Finger, but hell, I feel GOOOOOOD. Also, I'm pacing myself for the next few days. Baggies fan due tomorrow. Just trying to raise him on the phone, but for some reason he's not responding. Funny, that. Raise him on the phone? What is that some kind of ye olde phone sex? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I saw his name 'viewing' the match thread, so perhaps it was an altogether quieter affair, perhaps with a few awkward handshakes and bad jokes, and maybe some cake. That's the badger. Although if ever there was a night I could should have got totally wasted, it was this one. Just the one bottle of Bishop's Finger, but hell, I feel GOOOOOOD. Also, I'm pacing myself for the next few days. Baggies fan due tomorrow. Just trying to raise him on the phone, but for some reason he's not responding. Funny, that. Raise him on the phone? What is that some kind of ye olde phone sex? OI ! shouldn't you be off the net and meditating and getting your feet rubbed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2014 I saw his name 'viewing' the match thread, so perhaps it was an altogether quieter affair, perhaps with a few awkward handshakes and bad jokes, and maybe some cake. That's the badger. Although if ever there was a night I could should have got totally wasted, it was this one. Just the one bottle of Bishop's Finger, but hell, I feel GOOOOOOD. Also, I'm pacing myself for the next few days. Baggies fan due tomorrow. Just trying to raise him on the phone, but for some reason he's not responding. Funny, that. Raise him on the phone? What is that some kind of ye olde phone sex? I thought some bloody cardboard inspector would say that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Never pay attention to a woman who outlaws high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Hayley McQueen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I've started writing with a fountain pen again. Its rather satisfying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Flick the ink at your closest rival. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I'd like to use a fountain pen but my handwriting is a mess at the best of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Becoming an uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Flick the ink at your closest rival. Do it! At school this there was this guy who we got on well with despite being half French and 4 of us would sit together in maths and RE. It was during these lessons that he would flick ink over me and a friend and over our work. The teachers would moan at us for making a mess of our work and despite pointing out "This is blue fountain pen ink from Oli's fountain pen, we are both using black fine liners" they wouldn't accept it. So after putting up with this for a year and a half, I brought in a couple of fountain pens and plenty of blue ink. We waited until Oli wasn't looking and flicked ink all over him and his work, he didn't feel it at all, so we switched back to our usual pens. He eventually turned around and just could not work out what had happened Ah Oli, always a source of amusement. When France played Greece during Euro 2004 somebody remarked "Oli has split loyalties because he's both French and greasy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Flick the ink at your closest rival. Do it! At school this there was this guy who we got on well with despite being half French and 4 of us would sit together in maths and RE. It was during these lessons that he would flick ink over me and a friend and over our work. The teachers would moan at us for making a mess of our work and despite pointing out "This is blue fountain pen ink from Oli's fountain pen, we are both using black fine liners" they wouldn't accept it. So after putting up with this for a year and a half, I brought in a couple of fountain pens and plenty of blue ink. We waited until Oli wasn't looking and flicked ink all over him and his work, he didn't feel it at all, so we switched back to our usual pens. He eventually turned around and just could not work out what had happened Ah Oli, always a source of amusement. When France played Greece during Euro 2004 somebody remarked "Oli has split loyalties because he's both French and greasy" I guess you had to be there ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Yes, school is compulsory. Another time he has his bum groped by the kid with downs syndrome, he didn't hear the end of that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Yes, school is compulsory. Another time he has his bum groped by the kid with downs syndrome, he didn't hear the end of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Flick the ink at your closest rival. You'd never get your pen license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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