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Damnnnnnn the naked pictures circulating online of jennifer lawrence!. Shittttt never rated her but she has gone up in my estimation. Porno videos of her to be uploaded as well in the next few hours. Other celebrity's such as kate upson, the usa womens goalkeeper, kirst dunst (yuk) have been released and other celebrities such as cat deeley. Shit got real on the internet tonight.

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no but you have to have things matching dont ya so it dont arouse suspicion, we find if we lie all the cusions down rather than lie some down and have others up then no one is going to make that fatal move of thinking oh i will just stand the cusion up like the others. i mean no one wants a whiff of piss floating up their nostrils and into their taste buds.

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Damnnnnnn the naked pictures circulating online of jennifer lawrence!. Shittttt never rated her but she has gone up in my estimation. Porno videos of her to be uploaded as well in the next few hours. Other celebrity's such as kate upson, the usa womens goalkeeper, kirst dunst (yuk) have been released and other celebrities such as cat deeley. Shit got real on the internet tonight.

You've just ensured that I spend the next hour or so searching for 'stuff' on google.

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Kerry beat Mayo in one of the greatest games ever yesterday, my granduncle (85) went to the game, it was on in Limerick, his car was stolen (obviously doesn't cheer me up) but when my dad asked him about it tonight he goes "the worst thing, my good jacket was in the car!"

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load of us at work today on this roof, anyway one of the lads went to the toilet which is in the steel lock up and i followed him and padlocked him in. he spent an hour banging on this steel door but because of all the diggers driving around on site no one could hear him, a couple of people went to go the toilet but when they realised it was locked they strangely just walked away even though this lad was banging on the door. he was in there for an hour before one of my work mates says i think he suffers from claustrophobia, so i go and tell the site manager that some poor sod has been locked in the toilet and we need the key for the padlock, next thing i know panic sets in as we cant find this key and spend ten minutes trying to find it. this site manager started fretting incase a fire started and the lad locked in the toilet would not stand a chance, which made me start thinking all sorts. anyway we eventually got him out and good job as he said he was starting to panic as he hates confined places. silly but it was funny at the time.

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load of us at work today on this roof, anyway one of the lads went to the toilet which is in the steel lock up and i followed him and padlocked him in. he spent an hour banging on this steel door but because of all the diggers driving around on site no one could hear him, a couple of people went to go the toilet but when they realised it was locked they strangely just walked away even though this lad was banging on the door. he was in there for an hour before one of my work mates says i think he suffers from claustrophobia, so i go and tell the site manager that some poor sod has been locked in the toilet and we need the key for the padlock, next thing i know panic sets in as we cant find this key and spend ten minutes trying to find it. this site manager started fretting incase a fire started and the lad locked in the toilet would not stand a chance, which made me start thinking all sorts. anyway we eventually got him out and good job as he said he was starting to panic as he hates confined places. silly but it was funny at the time.

 

 

If that was me, upon release I would have came at you with the claw end of a hammer.

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load of us at work today on this roof, anyway one of the lads went to the toilet which is in the steel lock up and i followed him and padlocked him in. he spent an hour banging on this steel door but because of all the diggers driving around on site no one could hear him, a couple of people went to go the toilet but when they realised it was locked they strangely just walked away even though this lad was banging on the door. he was in there for an hour before one of my work mates says i think he suffers from claustrophobia, so i go and tell the site manager that some poor sod has been locked in the toilet and we need the key for the padlock, next thing i know panic sets in as we cant find this key and spend ten minutes trying to find it. this site manager started fretting incase a fire started and the lad locked in the toilet would not stand a chance, which made me start thinking all sorts. anyway we eventually got him out and good job as he said he was starting to panic as he hates confined places. silly but it was funny at the time.

 

 

If that was me, upon release I would have came at you with the claw end of a hammer.

 

kinky.

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