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Yes, school is compulsory.

Another time he has his bum groped by the kid with downs syndrome, he didn't hear the end of that.

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Am I boring you? Good. A taste of your own medicine.

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As someone who has had thrush & the clap, my bobbys helmet got very raw and inflamed, the pain was horrendous, I was told yoghurt was the best way to relieve it.

What I wasn't told was it should be natural yoghurt, not strawberry munch bunch

Proper lmao.
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I'd like to use a fountain pen but my handwriting is a mess at the best of times.

 

It tends to improve mine.

A bit of a scrawl with a biro becomes something often pleasantly legible with a decent (even if cheap) fountain pen (Parker 45/low end Sheaffer).

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As Mooney's career ends, mine begins anew. I was offered a job after attending a second interview this morning.

I shall be an online copywriter for a company based in Nuneaton. Don't say you weren't warned hogso ;)

 

your post didn't persuade me to buy a product , i think the company in Nuneaton have hired a dud   :)

 

 

 

P.S congrats on the job

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As Mooney's career ends, mine begins anew. I was offered a job after attending a second interview this morning.

I shall be an online copywriter for a company based in Nuneaton. Don't say you weren't warned hogso ;)

 

your post didn't persuade me to buy a product , i think the company in Nuneaton have hired a dud   :)

 

 

 

P.S congrats on the job

I didn't read it to mean salesman. I read 'online copywriter' to mean 'patent troll' :P
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So I'm on my way to check on my grandfather this morning and a cop starts flashing those bright lights my way. I was speeding (about 10 miles over) but I still wasn't looking forward to being pulled over. Then, out of nowhere, a car cuts the cop off!!! He goes after that guy instead and I made it to my grandfathers on time :) I don't know who that angel of mercy/complete fool was, but I love that they jumped on the grenade for me.

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As Mooney's career ends, mine begins anew. I was offered a job after attending a second interview this morning.

I shall be an online copywriter for a company based in Nuneaton. Don't say you weren't warned hogso ;)

 

your post didn't persuade me to buy a product , i think the company in Nuneaton have hired a dud   :)

 

 

 

P.S congrats on the job

 

I didn't read it to mean salesman. I read 'online copywriter' to mean 'patent troll' :P

 

 

I wasn't sure tbh ...so  i gambled on the web content type sales role   ... as i already had the joke in my head and wasn't  gonna waste it

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So I'm on my way to check on my grandfather this morning and a cop starts flashing those bright lights my way. I was speeding (about 10 miles over) but I still wasn't looking forward to being pulled over. Then, out of nowhere, a car cuts the cop off!!! He goes after that guy instead and I made it to my grandfathers on time :) I don't know who that angel of mercy/complete fool was, but I love that they jumped on the grenade for me.

 

It was Bieber.

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As Mooney's career ends, mine begins anew. I was offered a job after attending a second interview this morning.

I shall be an online copywriter for a company based in Nuneaton. Don't say you weren't warned hogso ;)

 

 

Thoguht you was about to tell us that you'd landed a role at Bradford Uni.

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