chrisp65 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 superb news, now you can send her down the shops (but you'll have to give her the right money, they can't do small change for a few years) She's my daughter, she'll be doing stuff like that in her head before she's two! a little tip, don't offer an exponentially sliding scale of financial rewards for good exams as of yesterday, I'm bankrupt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 23, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 23, 2013 superb news, now you can send her down the shops (but you'll have to give her the right money, they can't do small change for a few years) She's my daughter, she'll be doing stuff like that in her head before she's two! a little tip, don't offer an exponentially sliding scale of financial rewards for good exams as of yesterday, I'm bankruptSo far mine's on:-9 A*s at GCSE4 A's this year at AS level with predicted grades at A level of A* A* AA sliding financial inducement would have crippled a small oil rich state 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted August 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2013 You're just showing off Bicks. I take it your lessons on going out and getting pissed at gigs fell on deaf ears? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Congratulations to the proud dads Gareth and Chris! I can only assume that the kids take after their mums..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 My youngest (11 months) has just taken her first steps! Not long til her 5th, 6th, 7th or 8th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Get out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Milfner Posted August 23, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2013 (edited) Was travelling through Sarajevo last week with 3 mates and we bumped into Jozy Altidore and a couple other of his team mates. It soon clicked that Guzan was about so I tweeted him asking him for tickets and he sorted some out for us! I don't think I could love him any more than I already did! Shame he didn't get on but it was brilliant being in with all the USA fans. Overheard the line "I think the goaltender can use his hands in the interbox but not the outerbox" which had us all in bits! Edited August 23, 2013 by Milfner 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Congratulations to the proud dads Gareth and Chris! I can only assume that the kids take after their mums..... oh yes Have to say, the wifey has put a lot of effort into the nippers' education - it's felt like I've mostly been an absent dad, earning the money to pay for the rewards. (I left school slightly surprised it was all over, with O level Art, O level English Lang, CSE Commerce) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2013 Teaching toddlers to read is the best thing you can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted August 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2013 Was travelling through Sarajevo last week with 3 mates and we bumped into Jozy Altidore and a couple other of his team mates. It soon clicked that Guzan was about so I tweeted him asking him for tickets and he sorted some out for us! I don't think I could love him any more than I already did! Shame he didn't get on but it was brilliant being in with all the USA fans. Overheard the line "I think the goaltender can use his hands in the interbox but not the outerbox" which had us all in bits! That's brilliant! Brad is such a hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Guzan is **** rad, I might get a GK shirt with his name on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted August 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2013 I might tattoo his name onto my penis. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 (edited) by chance, I was on the headland at Portland and there was a Red Arrows show over Portland and Weymouth for their Carnival great view (too late to hide the Miss Pilling of their) Edited August 23, 2013 by chrisp65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I might tattoo his name onto my penis. Brad has the least letters, if that's any help 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted August 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2013 by chance, I was on the headland at Portland and their was a Red Arrows show over Portland and Weymouth for their Carnival great view One of the joys of living in Lincoln was watching them train on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted August 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2013 I might tattoo his name onto my penis. Brad has the least letters, if that's any help I think just '1' will suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Teaching toddlers to read is the best thing you can do. That sounds like it would be really frustrating. Getting a blowjob whilst eating steak and watching Villa win the Quadruple sounds much more fun . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The Shawshank Redemption, man I love that film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 a kid at work today farted as she hit a backhand. tried to keep the laughter in but i couldnt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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