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Just thought I'd share with you all that I am going to be a dad again! So excited again!

I also posted about 4 years ago about my first child Ellie, here's an update picture!

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Sorry about the poor quality!

Don't worry mate, I'm sure that's the best you could do.

Maybe child number 2 will be better

;)

:crylaugh::clap: I´m sorry villanmike, but that was funny!

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:) :) :)

That is all. I'll report back after 12 weeks.

thats excellent news.

If its through a private clinic, they'll probably do a 6-week scan as well, just to make sure everything is progressing well.

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Just thought I'd share with you all that I am going to be a dad again! So excited again!

I also posted about 4 years ago about my first child Ellie, here's an update picture!

393190_3077968112910_1692148834_n.jpg

Sorry about the poor quality!

Don't worry mate, I'm sure that's the best you could do.

Maybe child number 2 will be better

;)

:crylaugh::clap: I´m sorry villanmike, but that was funny!

Comedians!

Me and my stupid wording lol

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You pinch her nose and cover her ears, and the doctors blow hard into her mouth and the baby pops right out.

I'm no doctor, but pretty sure that's how it works.

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10 days overdue and still no baby, looking very much like induction on Saturday morning. Anyone know what it involives?

Part one they put Mrs Tamuff of a drip and wait...if no joy they

Part 2 they stick a dissolving tablet up Mrs Tamuff and wait...

That's usually enough. Mrs E was induced at 9.30 and princess E emerged at 6pm. It's a boring day in hospital for the most part.

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my mates just had a baby boy

called it Silas

not keen on that....sounds like a James Bond villain

anybody heard it before?

As a child of the 80s the first thing I thought of was Baron Silas Greenback from Dangermouse.

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I think the bad guy from The Da Vinci Code was called Silas too.

Your mate does know this kid cant be anything other than evil with a name like that, doesnt he? He might as well have called him Adolf.

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10 days overdue and still no baby, looking very much like induction on Saturday morning. Anyone know what it involves?

Both of ours have been induced. The first thing they do is stick some hormone gel up your other half's front bum. If this has no effect, it's then on to a knitting needle up the chuff to break her waters. After that, it's on to a drip with some mad chemical that makes their cervix open up like the Sarlak Pit in Return of the Jedi. I'm told that this is very painful, and is unlikely to lead to your good lady looking upon you favorably for the duration of her labour.

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Cheers guys, we're in at 7.30 so hopefully get cracking fairly quickly, I've downloaded plenty of porn to tie me over if its dragging on a bit.

I'm not sure I'd want reminding of the sort of thing that led to the current situation to be honest!

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10 days overdue and still no baby, looking very much like induction on Saturday morning. Anyone know what it involves?

Both of ours have been induced. The first thing they do is stick some hormone gel up your other half's front bum. If this has no effect, it's then on to a knitting needle up the chuff to break her waters. After that, it's on to a drip with some mad chemical that makes their cervix open up like the Sarlak Pit in Return of the Jedi. I'm told that this is very painful, and is unlikely to lead to your good lady looking upon you favorably for the duration of her labour.

I'm looking forward to Tamuff asking Dr Risso about episiotomies.... :lol:

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10 days overdue and still no baby, looking very much like induction on Saturday morning. Anyone know what it involves?

Both of ours have been induced. The first thing they do is stick some hormone gel up your other half's front bum. If this has no effect, it's then on to a knitting needle up the chuff to break her waters. After that, it's on to a drip with some mad chemical that makes their cervix open up like the Sarlak Pit in Return of the Jedi. I'm told that this is very painful, and is unlikely to lead to your good lady looking upon you favorably for the duration of her labour.

I'm looking forward to Tamuff asking Dr Risso about episiotomies.... :lol:

Oh christ, yes those. That's put me right off the bacon sandwich I just happen to have cut in half.

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