Designer1 Posted November 25, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2015 2 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: not entirely sure I know who Jack Whitehall is ..is he the posh bloke that does a show with his dad ? No, he's the posh unfunny word removed that does a show with his dad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 5 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: page 12 of the manual: troubleshooting problem 1.0 will not release my cock from type 3000 sani vaj receptacle solution - unit will need to be returned to manufacturer I may have given this subject too much thought. In view of the fault .... do you have to return yourself with the unit or chop your cock off I seem to be giving this too much thought as well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 4 minutes ago, Xela said: If anything, it proves she has low standards so that gives me a glimmer of hope! low but not THAT low ..sorry hopes dashed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 2 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: low but not THAT low ..sorry hopes dashed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Six months I put up with that sex robot as it got progressively less and less enjoyable. Six months. Then I realised there was a drain down plug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted November 25, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2015 My younger daughter has just been given a car, albeit an old banger. The registration letters are WNB. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 please let the numbers be 3 10 please please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 25, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2015 please let the numbers be 3 10 please please Sorry, no. [emoji20] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Guide to separating the wheat from the chaff on social media. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Aston Villa was just an answer on Pointless, and a bluenose gave the answer. They got through, and I'm currently hoping they don't win the jackpot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 25, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2015 Aston Villa was just an answer on Pointless, and a bluenose gave the answer. They got through, and I'm currently hoping they don't win the jackpot. They didn't. She was quite fit, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: They didn't. She was quite fit, though. Automatically dropped to 4/10 WNB, after she revealed her allegiances to the dark side. I laughed when they lost. Tough questions in the final round, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 25, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2015 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: They didn't. She was quite fit, though. Automatically dropped to 4/10 WNB, after she revealed her allegiances to the dark side. I laughed when they lost. Tough questions in the final round, mind. I'd have gone for the Peter Greenaway films. Although I was very surprised that "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover" would have been the highest scorer, yet "The Draughtsman's Contract" was pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Been feeling depressed, but managed to do 1500 words on my book today and feel so much better 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted November 29, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted November 29, 2015 Fell off a table yesterday whilst having wild sex. Sorry, not wild sex, whilst decorating part of the garage. We had one of those smallish Ikea coffee tables which I decided was just right for standing on to reach a high point for painting. No warning, no creaking, no slight sag or anything it went from perfectly good painter's raised platform to demolished pieces of chipboard and compressed card. I'm fairly sure that once the table disintegrated I did that cartoon thing of standing in the air with my feet paddling / running for a few seconds. Anyway, I came down hard on the concrete floor and twatted every part of my body from ankles. knees, groin, arm, jaw and side of head. I also managed to paint the decent jumper I was wearing. Having already been warned that I was wearing a very good jumper for some risky painting. Not my finest hour. Knee and groin still knackered this morning. I shall play sad music whilst I limp around the kitchen prepping Sunday lunch, lamenting the fact everyone in this house has now told me how much they liked that table, yet nobody will even entertain the idea of having a look at my groin. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 In keeping with the theme, pack your things up into a polka dot hanker chief and attach it to a pole before leaving the family forever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I was at an 'honesty' cafe on Friday, in which instead of paying for food/coffee etc you simply put a donation, whatever you can afford, into a box. I got coffee, standard black coffee that in terms of actual value was probably worth 20p as it was clearly Nescafe. However I donated £2, and I like to think I did that because that tends to be the standard price for a decent cup of coffee, however in truth I gave more because I felt a strange and overwhelming sense of guilt that pressured me into putting more into the box. What a horrible experience. Give me a large corporation and their overpriced festive coffees any day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted November 29, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted November 29, 2015 I'd rather just give them the two quid and not drink the Nescafé. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted November 29, 2015 Moderator Share Posted November 29, 2015 5 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Fell off a table yesterday whilst ... decorating part of the garage. What sort of strange cove decorates his garage? It's a garage ffs! Let that be a lesson to you. (sympathies nevertheless). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 55 minutes ago, blandy said: What sort of strange cove decorates his garage? It's a garage ffs! Let that be a lesson to you. Garage / Man Cave and soon to be fitness suite and den for the kids. I'd sectioned off an area for their fitness bike thing and a treadmill they've got for Christmas. Was changing the lino and generally painting everything white. Yep, injured myself setting up a fitness area. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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