leviramsey Posted November 9, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 9, 2011 Really having fun browsing The Newseum's survey of the front pages from around the world (though they seem to think that there are only three papers in the UK: The Guardian, The Times, and the Lancashire Evening Post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Just saw this headline at the top of my email Shakira receives star on Hollywood Walk of Fame (Reuters) Seriously? What the hell is going on with the world?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 9, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 9, 2011 It's a ninja star. Right to the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parisvilla Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Theresa May - what an awful human being Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hmm, how much trouble could I get into at work for leaving this note in the fridge? ATTENTION To the thieving pikey who stole my black-cherry flavoured Tesco brand yogurt, first of all how freaking cheap are you? What, you can’t afford, like, 25p to buy your own? Whoever the hell you are, don’t do it again. If you’re willing to come downstairs and reimburse me with either funds or an equivalent item to the monetary value of my yogurt, I will gladly accept your apology and that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. -Liam Neeson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hmm, how much trouble could I get into at work for leaving this note in the fridge? ATTENTION To the thieving pikey who stole my black-cherry flavoured Tesco brand yogurt, first of all how freaking cheap are you? What, you can’t afford, like, 25p to buy your own? Whoever the hell you are, don’t do it again. If you’re willing to come downstairs and reimburse me with either funds or an equivalent item to the monetary value of my yogurt, I will gladly accept your apology and that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. -Liam Neeson none, considering when someone drank my can of coke out the fridge I sent an email to the entire company of a camel drinking a bottle of coke saying, whoever drank my coke, I hope you enjoyed it (see evidence below) then posted the camel picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hmm, how much trouble could I get into at work for leaving this note in the fridge? ATTENTION To the thieving pikey who stole my black-cherry flavoured Tesco brand yogurt, first of all how freaking cheap are you? What, you can’t afford, like, 25p to buy your own? Whoever the hell you are, don’t do it again. If you’re willing to come downstairs and reimburse me with either funds or an equivalent item to the monetary value of my yogurt, I will gladly accept your apology and that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. -Liam Neeson I like it. What kind of scumbag would go to a communal fridge, take something knowingly that wasn't theirs (without even asking who it belongs to!) and eat it. That type of individual is dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Not as dangerous as Liam Neeson, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Not as dangerous as Liam Neeson, mind. Quite right. If I was in a real life version of Taken, I'd want no one else to be my Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number-7 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 We had a thieving little git pinching coffee,milk and sugar from the canteen at work,so one of the women knocked a notice up ,polite but to the point.It turned out it was her daughter nicking the stuff.Classic,but embarassing for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hmm, how much trouble could I get into at work for leaving this note in the fridge? ATTENTION To the thieving pikey who stole my black-cherry flavoured Tesco brand yogurt, first of all how freaking cheap are you? What, you can’t afford, like, 25p to buy your own? Whoever the hell you are, don’t do it again. If you’re willing to come downstairs and reimburse me with either funds or an equivalent item to the monetary value of my yogurt, I will gladly accept your apology and that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. -Liam Neeson I'd say it's solid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 9, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 9, 2011 I'm totally in Count of Monte Cristo mode - challenge them to a duel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I'm totally in Count of Monte Cristo mode - challenge them to a duel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 you wanna get this guy into your office http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I agree with these Protesting Students.... I'd be pissed off too if I was being charged £9,000 a year for lectures that I couldn't be arsed getting out of bed to attend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Just watched The Human Centipede 2. Scarred... for... life... Whoever makes that shit up needs shooting in all honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezza Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Is there anything MORE depressing than standing in front of the salad counter wondering what greens to eat for lunch? I tell you - there is nothing more soul-destroying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Is there anything MORE depressing than standing in front of the salad counter wondering what greens to eat for lunch? I tell you - there is nothing more soul-destroying. Tell that to an Ethiopian in a refugee camp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Just watched The Human Centipede 2. Scarred... for... life... Whoever makes that shit up needs shooting in all honestly. What about the people that WATCH that kind of shit? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuck Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Is there anything MORE depressing than standing in front of the salad counter wondering what greens to eat for lunch? I tell you - there is nothing more soul-destroying. Try reading some of Steaknchips posts and then get back to me on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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