Ginko Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 8pints shared a little too much with me in a PM one time and told me his 'carpet' matches his 'drapes'. Now there's two reasons to call it the 'dreaded area'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 SSSSSSSSSSSSOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 8pints shared a little too much with me in a PM one time and told me his 'carpet' matches his 'drapes'. Now there's two reasons to call it the 'dreaded area'. Not anymore, all smooth now. And yes, Meath. I would like some French Toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) This afternoon I was in a garden centre: Stood holding a bunch of bamboo canes (perpendicular to the floor, a few inches shorter than me and an inch or two taller than the other equally normal people around me), I said, "I'd like to buy these canes, please." "Are those the eight foot canes?" "(I'll just ask the other giants standing next to me)...Erm no, they're the six foot ones." She initially looked at me as though I was trying to get the eight foot ones on the cheap. Edited June 21, 2014 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) This afternoon I was in a garden centre: Stood holding a bunch of bamboo canes (perpendicular to the floor, a few inches shorter than me and an inch or two taller than the other equally normal people around me), I said, "I'd like to buy these canes, please." "Are those the eight foot canes?" "(I'll just ask the other giants standing next to me)...Erm no, they're the six foot ones." She initially looked at me as though I was trying to get the eight foot ones on the cheap. A similar thing happened to me but they thought six foot canes were three foot canes in my case No I don't mean I hid them in a case and tried to steal them. Edited June 22, 2014 by 8pints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted June 22, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 22, 2014 Can't hear out of my left ear again. Think I've got aids. It feels like I have a golf ball stuck down my ear hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 8pints shared a little too much with me in a PM one time and told me his 'carpet' matches his 'drapes'. Now there's two reasons to call it the 'dreaded area'. Not anymore, all smooth now. And yes, Meath. I would like some French Toast. Boom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) They look very good but where are your dangly bits? (Not your dangly bits, obviously, but the phenomenon of the egg mixture dripping over the sides of the toast and 'dangling') It's not eggy bread wiithout dangly bits. Edited June 22, 2014 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I can't eat a picture though, can I, Wise guy!? That's gratitude for you, tsk tsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Didn't go sleep until 1 and was up at 4.45 with the little un. Feeling a tad rough, just going to chill in the back garden today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I'd be quite within my rights today to just lounge around the garden in my speedo's. If the neibours want to ring the fasion police so be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Not so much the fashion police but the ACTUAL police. I figure they'd either do you for crimes against humanity or concealing a dangerous weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 One time walking back from a day of football, we saw this old man in his speedos mowing his front garden. No euphemism, luckily but still pretty gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Man, it's not until your net connection plays up that you realise how much you actually depend on it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Man, it's not until your net connection plays up that you realise how much you actually depend on it! Yep, porn addiction is a real issue... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Man, it's not until your net connection plays up that you realise how much you actually depend on it! Yep, porn addiction is a real issue... It keeps buffering! It's like going back to 1999 and my dial up modem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 22nd June, 1986 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 22, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 22, 2014 Do I not like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Bloody hell. 28 years ago...time flies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Keeper should've done better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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