tonyh29 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 The bear is white because if the house's walls all have a southern exposure then it surely must be at the North Pole, meaning it was a Polar Bear. I believe you have two apples, do you not? You'd get an hour's sleep because it specifically says the clock is wound, meaning it's not a 24 hour clock, so when it got to 9pm it would go off. aren't polar bears technically black ? No, their hair is transparent but they are white and the hair is hollow AFAIK. Like fibre optic cable. A quick google confirmed it. I won't accept it until Stephen Fry tells me .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 3, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 3, 2013 I won't accept it until Stephen Fry tells me .... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Had to have my cat put down today ... 21 years old , been with me nearly half my life ... she was starting to show her age and knew she couldn't go on forever but today age just caught up with her and she basically fell into a coma I'm gonna miss her Have you ever considered stuffing her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Sad to hear of the passing of Reggae singer, Junior Murvin. Spent many an hour enjoying his music. Will post some of his stuff on the 'What Song Are You Listening To?' thread later I think. Most people will probably know him as the singer of Police & Thieves. RIP http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/dec/03/reggae-singer-junior-murvin-dies radio 4 did a nice little piece on him earlier, his association with Black Arc and the cross over with punk and all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 The bear is white because if the house's walls all have a southern exposure then it surely must be at the North Pole, meaning it was a Polar Bear. I believe you have two apples, do you not? You'd get an hour's sleep because it specifically says the clock is wound, meaning it's not a 24 hour clock, so when it got to 9pm it would go off. aren't polar bears technically black ? No, their hair is transparent but they are white and the hair is hollow AFAIK. Like fibre optic cable. A quick google confirmed it. Their skin is black. A quick google confirmed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Dalian Atkinson's skin is black but his hair is transparent. A quick google confirmed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veloman Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I say BOF; is that Gif from "Jeremiah Johnson" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Had to have my cat put down today ... 21 years old , been with me nearly half my life ... she was starting to show her age and knew she couldn't go on forever but today age just caught up with her and she basically fell into a coma I'm gonna miss her Have you ever considered stuffing her? No .. For some reason I feel a bit uneasy when I've seen that done .. Memories and photos will do We had a little funeral for her in the back garden tonight and buried her with her favourite toy and the kids put some candles on her grave ... Horrible to see the kids cut up like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Stuffed animals are the creepiest things on Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 (edited) is that Gif from "Jeremiah Johnson" ? Edited December 3, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I went on a bad taxidermy site, then I had second thoughts. My kids were really really upset when the guinea pig died. It's all good though, part of life and character building and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Dalian Atkinson's skin is black but his hair is transparent. A quick google confirmed it. That's what Stevo said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veloman Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 After I retired, I started a Correspondence Course in taxidermy. It was a disaster; the animals wouldn't keep still so I wrote to the Course administrator who apologized profusely and said that the first part of the Course had not been sent out - this was the bit that said that the animals should be dead first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 After I retired, I started a Correspondence Course in taxidermy. It was a disaster; the animals wouldn't keep still so I wrote to the Course administrator who apologized profusely and said that the first part of the Course had not been sent out - this was the bit that said that the animals should be dead first.Caution should be exercised before stretching this any further.That's also one of the standard warnings about taxidermy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 3, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 3, 2013 Dalian Atkinson's skin is black but his hair is transparent. A quick google confirmed it. That's what Stevo said. huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted December 4, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2013 You don't want to reason correctly?It gets in the way of posting in On Topic... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Sent down the admin for a project of mine going out this week the product flavour is "Cheese & Bacon" so i wrote it as "Cheese & Bacon .... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon " bugger me if the print guys haven't printed it like that on all the paperwork I guess that will learn me 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Would Royal Mail send me an email about a lost/missing package, or could it be some sort of scam? I'm not sure how they would have got my email address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 4, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2013 (edited) If the package is lost, how would they know it's lost? And how would they know it's yours? Edited December 4, 2013 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Would Royal Mail send me an email about a lost/missing package, or could it be some sort of scam? I'm not sure how they would have got my email address. Depends if there is a nigerian postmark attached 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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