sled Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 You may have noticed none of the Mods have shared their secrets with us on this thread. I imagine the excellent David Icke would have very little trouble explaining that one away. :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I am absolutely amazed that people remain seated. Surely the average bloke's arse fills most of the hole in the seat? I can imagine women remaining seated, as they're used to it after having a pee, but blokes? All sitters are therefore closet homosexuals.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 All sitters are therefore closet homosexuals.... All standers are closet paedoes then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFoSho Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I am absolutely amazed that people remain seated. Surely the average bloke's arse fills most of the hole in the seat? I can imagine women remaining seated, as they're used to it after having a pee, but blokes? All sitters are therefore closet homosexuals.... Can you not shift your own bodyweight to remain balanced on one cheek? PS - There's not many things gayer than standing in a toilet cubicle bearing your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 All sitters are therefore closet homosexuals.... All standers are closet paedoes then! Can I be both please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sled Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Can you not shift your own bodyweight to remain balanced on one cheek?Too much of this and the bowl eventually breaks away from its moorings. Oh and why do you say your own bodyweight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Sitting, wipe from front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 All sitters are therefore closet homosexuals.... All standers are closet paedoes then! Can I be both please? Aren't you already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicky_plums Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 A very enlightening thread.. I remember finding out my mate was a stander and being appalled and amazed. It seems it's more common than I'd thought. I'm an orthodox sitter, double paper, tilting cheek, round the back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 19, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2009 Standing up?!?! I genuinely had no idea anyone wiped standing up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 19, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 19, 2009 Sitter! Surely standers are 'closing up' and not getting a proper wipe. Unless they're putting one leg on the bath 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Standing up?!?! I genuinely had no idea anyone wiped standing up. I know.......seems like some like to squidge before wiping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 sitting down, using my feet to pull myself across the carpet. :angel: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted May 19, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2009 An American stander here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 So the season has come down to this...."How do you wipe your arse".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubliner Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 my bollocks are far too big to be able to wipe whilst sitting down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 If you sit, then yout buttoncks are more "splayed" allowing further ingress of the cleaning tool, ie paper. If theres attendant crap dangling from a hairy hole, then closing the buttocks will simply spread it like when you press a sandwich closed with a blob of ketchup in the middle of the bread. Standing is grossly more unhygenic, but if your so fat you cant reach through otherwise, well, your probably notpulling any birds so it doesnt matter if you stink like a Thai jail. I'm surprised no nurses have posted, as its actually considered unhygenic to wipe towards your genitals from back to front, they wont do that in hospital. Always front to back. I've seen posters in hospitals warning of the incorrect way of wiping. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 If you sit, then yout buttoncks are more "splayed" allowing further ingress of the cleaning tool, ie paper. If theres attendant crap dangling from a hairy hole, then closing the buttocks will simply spread it like when you press a sandwich closed with a blob of ketchup in the middle of the bread. Standing is grossly more unhygenic, but if your so fat you cant reach through otherwise, well, your probably notpulling any birds so it doesnt matter if you stink like a Thai jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Does anyone else spit polish at the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Does anyone else spit polish at the end? Eh??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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