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How do you wipe yer arse?


TheSufferingVilla

Do you wipe your arse:  

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  1. 1. Do you wipe your arse:

    • Standing Up?
      138
    • Sitting Down?
      151


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I wonder if anyone else has read the other posts and thought, "Hey, there might be something in some of those other ways, I think I'll give them a try." Well done TSV, you may just have changed a few lives with this thread.

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Sitting allows you to get right in there and remove all traces of muck. Standing surely seals your rusty sheriff badge closed and cannot dig in for full cleanliness.

Standers are boggers.

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another stander here, although not fully upright obviously. I kins of squat for maximum cleansing potential.

so, a bit like sitting, but with no toilet bowl in the way. A half stand/half squat.

I was aware (tho not sure why) that the majority of people are sitters.

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"Stand up, if you love to look,

Stand up, if you love to look"

This is one reason I think I stay seated, no need to check the lifted seat for random projectile debris until the main event is covered up.

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I Googled "wipe standing or sitting" and found there were about 514 results. Quite what about 514 result means I don't know, does it mean sort of 513ish? The first three were a bodybuilding forum, a World of Warcraft forum and something called poopreport.com.

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I never poo in public toilets.

Only do it at missus' or mine.

What about if you have to spend a fortnight in Doncaster? Or Horsham?
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