Marka Ragnos Posted December 20, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2023 Offer your best and funniest or most poignant metaphors, similes, and analogies to describe Villa's 2023-24 season so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted December 20, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2023 It's like dating someone out of my league who actually likes me, too. I'm a little crazy because I can't believe it's actually happening, and every time I think it's going to fall apart because of my lack of confidence, it just keeps getting better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlobalVillan Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 As good as we could have expected, that may turn out as incredible as anyone hoped for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 … being edged by a gorgeous Swedish blonde, the excitement is building and the pleasure continuous, all that remains to be seen is how explosive the finish is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 20, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2023 A stream of bat's piss. It shines out like a shaft of gold, when all around is dark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlobalVillan Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Some games we won when we battled, and relied on Ben Mee's dirty tackles, but when top of the league, as on Friday we'll be, Our neighbours will still claim we're rattled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 It's like that one time, at band camp.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWARLEY2 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Spanish fly. A constant hardon this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick76 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Everything going so well, just waiting for somebody to jump out and say I’ve been punked and we are still fighting relegation with Gerrard in charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 …Leicester 2015/16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick76 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 As for simile, it’s like a kid on Christmas morning opening the presents and every present (match) is everything you wanted on your Xmas list. Of course you get that weird pair of socks (Forest game) in one of your presents from your blue haired old aunt but you get that Sega Megadrive you wanted (Man City game) and the computer game you wanted (Arsenal). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinRichardsonsMoustache Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 When I was a 14, I dreamt that I was going out with this utterly fantastic girl at my school. It was the most realistic dream I have ever had and I woke up believing it was real. I sat up in bed for a good two minutes in this trance-like euphoria, believing the dream to have been a memory from the day before. This season has been similar to that feeling. That euphoric feeling that something improbable is real. The difference being that this is the reality. I may have overshared… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talldarkandransome Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 2 hours ago, KevinRichardsonsMoustache said: When I was a 14, I dreamt that I was going out with this utterly fantastic girl at my school. It was the most realistic dream I have ever had and I woke up believing it was real. I sat up in bed for a good two minutes in this trance-like euphoria, believing the dream to have been a memory from the day before. This season has been similar to that feeling. That euphoric feeling that something improbable is real. The difference being that this is the reality. I may have overshared… And at least your sheets are still dry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talldarkandransome Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 New badge, wet kits and a new stand. We've lost all them already so it's a good job the footy and results have been pretty bloody amazing. Plus it's been my lads first season 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulberto21 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 This season is like the Rashica thread. Fish n . Lovely……. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DakotaVilla Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 (edited) This season so far would be like seeing a reckless Ben Mee tackle where he obliterates both of his own legs. Edited December 21, 2023 by DakotaVilla 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delphinho123 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 11 hours ago, GlobalVillan said: Some games we won when we battled, and relied on Ben Mee's dirty tackles, but when top of the league, as on Friday we'll be, Our neighbours will still claim we're rattled. mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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