Gringo Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 You can't bring a razor as carry-on on a plane (in case you shave the hostess to death) but you can carry a cigarette lighter if you want. Much safer. you sure? whenever ive been through an airport (and ive been a few times) the big transparent containers as you check in are full of lightersThere used to be a qualification (in the UK) that only one lighter per person was allowed, this has been raised to two. Also if you want to but a souvenir lighter on the plane you are limited to two per person, bound to stop the terrorists. The US banned all lighters on planes after 9/11 but lifted that when the silly liquids in a plastic bag idea was introduced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 You are constantly sweating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted May 11, 2008 Moderator Share Posted May 11, 2008 You are constantly sweating. Ain't that the **** truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 11, 2008 Moderator Share Posted May 11, 2008 I wonder is it possible to suffer from erectile function i.e. the 'knack' of acquiring horns at completely inopportune times throughout the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Heh, indeed. I didn't realize the relevance until you pointed it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 You can't bring a razor as carry-on on a plane (in case you shave the hostess to death) but you can carry a cigarette lighter if you want. Much safer. you sure? whenever ive been through an airport (and ive been a few times) the big transparent containers as you check in are full of lighters There used to be a qualification (in the UK) that only one lighter per person was allowed, this has been raised to two. Also if you want to but a souvenir lighter on the plane you are limited to two per person, bound to stop the terrorists. The US banned all lighters on planes after 9/11 but lifted that when the silly liquids in a plastic bag idea was introduced. ohhhh, so it's ok to set fire to a plane with one lighter, but two and you can forget it? there are some polititians that seriously lack any form of common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 11, 2008 Moderator Share Posted May 11, 2008 /\ Just exposes it as not being a safety thing at all, merely a 'control' thing. Here let us control you then you'll be safe you daft **** idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I wonder is it possible to suffer from erectile function i.e. the 'knack' of acquiring horns at completely inopportune times throughout the day? i think i've mastered that "art" Although i've sussed it out, you either obstruct the encriminating piece of evidence or point everything northwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Ryan's sig is "if you are reading this you really should get out more" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Ryan's sig is "if you are reading this you really should get out more" As i said, it's an art only few can master. you really should get out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted May 11, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2008 Boston Manchester Brighton Chelsea Worcester Reading Ipswich Hull Sheffield Plymouth Chatham Falmouth Yarmouth Swansea Leicester Bolton Bedford Northampton Are all towns in Massachusetts And it's Manchester by the Sea (and Gloucester by the Smell...) As are: Alford Egremont Great Barrington Tyringham Warwick Hawley Granby Hadley Hatfield Huntington (formerly Norwich; carved out of Murrayfield (which would later rename itself Chester) Leeds (technically a village in Northampton) Pelham Southampton Ware Worthington (and that's only in the counties of Berkshire, Franklin, and Hampshire...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The biggest city in North America is Mexico City Surely it's the biggest city in Central America? Tug of War was an Olympic event between 1900 and 1920 No, Mexico is a North American country, along with The US and Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The biggest city in North America is Mexico City Surely it's the biggest city in Central America? Tug of War was an Olympic event between 1900 and 1920 No, Mexico is a North American country, along with The US and Canada. Mexico is in a Tug of war, culturally central american, geographically north american. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Banana Daiquiri in Spanish is Banana Daiquiri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 There is one word common to every language in every country on Earth: TAXI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Led Zeppelin's original name was Big Blimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringo Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 There is one word common to every language in every country on Earth: TAXIAnd they'll all take you the "scenic route" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasthevillan Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Birmingham City are relegated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Carlos Valderrama has a son called Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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