CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Greek philosopher Diogenes of Sinope would masturbate in public to show happiness belonged to a man who rejected cultural norms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2014 Yet you would get thrown out of Sainsburys for doing exactly the same thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_chemist Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 (edited) How many inches of Russian topsoil do you have to scrape off to make a ball bigger than Pluto? Pluto surface area (16,647,940 km2) is smaller than Russia's (17,098,246 km²). You would need 373.6km of topsoil to make the same volume as Pluto (6,387,259,783 km3)...that's a pretty big hole! Edited April 20, 2014 by villa_chemist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 1, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2014 "I never said she stole my money" Has seven different meanings depending on which word is stressed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 9, 2014 Barry Manilow didn't write 'I Write the Songs' (Rob will know who did). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 The name Chubby Checker is a play on the name Fats Domino. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted May 16, 2014 Moderator Share Posted May 16, 2014 Dolphins don't breathe subconsciously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 I'd have thought that one was fairly obvious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 ¿sıɥʇ op oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ oʇ ǝʞıl plnoʍ oɥʍ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ ou Edited May 18, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 You'renotimpressing anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 "fortnight" = "fourteen night" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Well, all the info on this page is totally useless. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 18, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2014 ¿sıɥʇ op oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ oʇ ǝʞıl plnoʍ oɥʍ ?taht si tfarchctiw fo dnik tahW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 "fortnight" = "fourteen night" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 ¿sıɥʇ op oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ oʇ ǝʞıl plnoʍ oɥʍ ?taht si tfarchctiw fo dnik tahW I don't know what witchcraft '91 uses, but I learned this today via Twitter: At www.duckduckgo.com (a search engine that claims not to track you) you type the word "mirror" after your choice of words, and Presto! It's cut-and-pasteable too, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Ray Ban's are called that because they sort of ban the sun rays from getting into your eyes not because there used to be a designer in the old days called Ray Ban. Edited May 20, 2014 by useless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomaspg Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 In Lichtensteins last military engagement they sent out 80 men, none died, infact they came back with 81 men, they found a new italian friend 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 The kenwood mixer was invented by Ken Wood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 "fortnight" = "fourteen night" Just as a sennight is a week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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