kingphil Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Another taken from an occasional VT poster: I was at a party and the DJ played "sit down" and we all sat down. "Then he played "Jump" and we all jumped. Then "Come on Eileen" came on... I got kicked out For some reason I think that is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 BOF : Over the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 BOF : Over the line. Ooh it must be bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 BOF : Over the line. Ooh it must be bad. Come on James. Drop us a PM with this joke that is too hot for this place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 i didnt think it was that bad, but oh well never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 i didnt think it was that bad, but oh well never mind. PM then fella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 And here please, I am curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 and here, wanna know what this beast of a gag is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 oh for crying out loud! ill wait till i get one reply back so i can just copy and paste the joke or is there a way of viewing sent messages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'm voting for the Icelandic Volcanic Party at the election. It's done more to stop immigration in the last 5 days than the government has ever done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Roy, an undertaker, came Home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" Asked his wife." "I had a terrible day," replies Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I find the room and, Sure enough, there's this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in Half." "I see," says his wife. "But how did you get the black eye?" Roy: "Wrong **** room." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalletInspector Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'm voting for the Icelandic Volcanic Party at the election. It's done more to stop immigration in the last 5 days than the government has ever done. It's done **** all in the last 5 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 The church service was ending & the collection had just finished. The preacher saw a £50 note in the plate, stopped the service & said 'whoever put the £50 in, please stand up' A gay man stood & said 'i did' The preacher told him 'for ur generosity ill let u pick 3 hymns.' Excitedly the gay looked around & said, 'ill have, him... him & him' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Had the police at my door last night. They said " sorry sir but it looks like your wife has been in an accident ". I said " yeah i know....but she has a great personality " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 I don't understand these Ethiopians. They think nothing of running 26 mile marathons.....but if they have to walk 5 miles to get fresh water they moan like **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 I noticed that the local convent has no security around the building, so I helped myself. No 'fence. Nun taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 y missus said to me last night that Jonathan Ross was a real star for carrying on with the show even though he has piles. "Who the **** said he had piles?" I asked her. "It was in the paper that he has problems with his Rs," she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Have you heard about the new bird flu pandemic? There's a fair few thousand sick Owls in Sheffield.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Have you heard about the new bird flu pandemic? There's a fair few thousand sick Owls in Sheffield.... Are you a Blades fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 ' Boomerangs ' Frisbee's for Ginger kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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