rjw63 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 I'm sweating like Ryan Giggs watching his wife setting up a Twitter account.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Everyone is a little racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Everyone is a little racist I thought the racist joke was funny too. back when I heard it first in 2003 ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 24, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 24, 2011 Some racist jokes are funny. That one wasn't. IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 24, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 24, 2011 Why are women like toilets? They're either vacant, engaged, or full of shit That's older than the sun.Which means that joke's been doing the rounds for over 4.6 billion years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danwichmann Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Why are women like toilets? They're either vacant, engaged, or full of shit That's older than the sun.Which means that joke's been doing the rounds for over 4.6 billion years. Give or take a couple of decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 ive just finished kate mccanns book shes left the door open for a sequel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 24, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 24, 2011 shes left the door open Not again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Three blokes go into a pub, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Three blind mice go into the same pub, but as they are unaware of their surroundings deriving humour from it would be exploitative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 24, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 24, 2011 shes left the door open Not again. Insert Rainier Wolfcastle picture here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Anti jokes ftw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Gareth = Billy Bragg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted May 24, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 24, 2011 Gareth = Billy Bragg? Nah, Gareth isn't a word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaEire Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Ryan Giggs has admitted to suffering from homesickness. While he said he is very happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Ryan Giggs has admitted to suffering from homesickness. While he said he is very happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally. bastard....I was just coming on here to post that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecraft Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Apparently she's now embarking on a singing career. Started by doing giggs in manchester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I went on a blind date last night and she was asking me lots of questions like "So what sort of things are you interested in, what songs do you like?" Straight away I replied, "I'm a scat man." "Ha ha you're kidding, that's one of the worst songs ever." Puzzled, I asked, "Song?" **** hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Imogen Thomas has taken a right bashing in the papers recently, hasn't she? She definitely wont be getting any more gigs in the future, that's for sure.Just to quote myself from a month ago now it has more relevance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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