ALL.IV.1 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 If I had a pound for everytime someone asked me if my hair was naturally ginger, I'd have **** all. Nobody talks to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 This might be an old one. I don't think much of it, but a friend Manure fan posted it on Facebook. I bought a DVD documentary called, "Hillsborough: The Disaster". I've just sat through an hour and a half of footage of Liverpool fans screaming as they were crushed or trampled to death, and watched the aftermath as bodies were lay out on the pitch and fellow scousers ripped down advertising hoardings as inadequate makeshift stretchers. I'm guessing that the disaster must be on disk two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 This might be an old one. I don't think much of it, but a friend Manure fan posted it on Facebook. I bought a DVD documentary called, "Hillsborough: The Disaster". I've just sat through an hour and a half of footage of Liverpool fans screaming as they were crushed or trampled to death, and watched the aftermath as bodies were lay out on the pitch and fellow scousers ripped down advertising hoardings as inadequate makeshift stretchers. I'm guessing that the disaster must be on disk two. Hahahahaa :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Have you heard about the new bird flu pandemic? There's a fair few thousand sick Owls in Sheffield.... No way! My brother is a barnsley fan and kept telling me random wednesday jokes... thought i'd post one on here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 That explains the unfunny joke then ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ' Boomerangs ' Frisbee's for Ginger kids Im very offended no neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyBradford Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Man City have had a bid for Mr Messi accepted, once this goes through, they're expecting to target Mr Happy, Mr Grumpy and Mr Tickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasevilla Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Two English tourist driving through Wales and decide to stop for lunch in Lianfairpwlgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllantysilogogogoch. one of them asks the waitress "could settle an argument?, "can you pronounce very,very slowly where we are" the girl leans over and says, "Burrr-gurrr-king yoou twaaat".... computer went ballistic on spell check.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Do they have waitresses in Burger King now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 7, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 7, 2010 Do they have waitresses in Burger King now? I bet people fight to sit next to you at Jongleurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 9, 2010 Man says to his wife "Our sex life is getting boring, do you want to play a rape game?" She says "No!" He replies, "Thats the spirit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 9, 2010 Anyone who accuses me of stealing other peoples jokes can kiss my black ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 what do you call an exploding monkey? a baBOOOM!!! i just told that to the bird that sits opposite me at work and she nearly pissed herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Duct tape, turning 'no no no' into 'mm mm mmmmm' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 what do you call an exploding monkey? a baBOOOM!!! i just told that to the bird that sits opposite me at work and she nearly pissed herself I think she wants you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean_25 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Why did the baker have brown hands? ..... He kneaded a poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Why did the baker have brown hands? ..... He kneaded a poo. golden oldie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew_villa Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I was wondering if anyone could tell me which channel I could find the Womens FA Cup Final on? I've already checked cooking and comedy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 18, 2010 Moderator Share Posted May 18, 2010 Why did the baker have brown hands? ..... He kneaded a poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew_villa Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 My wife left me yesterday. I feel so angry, confused and frustrated. I just don't know what to do anymore. Do I butter both the slices of bread or just one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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