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The banker loving, baby-eating Tory party thread (regenerated)


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1 minute ago, Genie said:

Seriously, is this a joke? Please tell me it’s not a real job

As Stephen Bush pointed out, her job is basically Minister for the Whips doing maths and realising they need someone from the right of the party attending cabinet to keep the nutters as onside as possible. 

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13 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

This is a parody right?

Christ, no. It’s a legal thing. There has to be a mad scouser in the government at all times. With mad nads gone, John McDonnell unavailable for selection, Gaffer Richy Sun hack has had to call up sidelined barmpot McVey to fill in. 

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12 minutes ago, blandy said:

Christ, no. It’s a legal thing. There has to be a mad scouser in the government at all times. With mad nads gone, John McDonnell unavailable for selection, Gaffer Richy Sun hack has had to call up sidelined barmpot McVey to fill in. 

Actually replacing Gillian Keegan as the Minister for Merseyside Mentalists

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4 minutes ago, markavfc40 said:

 

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We must be a party that delivers low taxes, be trusted on the economy and turbo charge our skills to power our economy. We must be strong on law and order, take control of our borders…

How’s that going you absolute **** fruitcake?

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20 minutes ago, blandy said:

How’s that going you absolute **** fruitcake?

You can’t just declare you should be trusted on something :lol: Especially when you’ve shown to be criminally bad at it in the recent past. What planet do these people live on?

By all means stab the boss in the back, but don’t make such blatant lies and expect nobody to notice. 

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3 minutes ago, foreveryoung said:

Isn't she the women off GB news, it seems to be completely getting out of hand now. She's gonna be Sunak's right hand, leading the 'Anti Woke agender"???

It would help if you told us who you are talking about 

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55 minutes ago, markavfc40 said:

 

What's particularly saddening is the adoption of language from the US far right. "Socialist Cabal," / "Changing the face of Britain" - a dog whistle if ever I saw one.

Wasn't there a time when leaders had some sort of moral compass, rather than rabid personal ambition at any cost? Or am I being naive?

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58 minutes ago, markavfc40 said:

 

Does she not understand how nonsensical this is. 

If she believes they're doing so badly in the polls because they're not right wing enough, how can Labour who are well left of that possibly win? 

They are so so dumb. 

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6 minutes ago, sidcow said:

Does she not understand how nonsensical this is. 

If she believes they're doing so badly in the polls because they're not right wing enough, how can Labour who are well left of that possibly win? 

They are so so dumb. 

Interference from the EU of course.

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