kurtsimonw Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Clicked on this thinking it was going to be like some skiing competition or similar. Oh how I was wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Humans and Pandas have a special relationship so I'm really looking forward to that game I think it's almost going to have celebratory feel to it. I won't underestimate the Pandas they've got a lot of strength and can be deceptively quick if they can concentrate for the full 90 minutes and stick to their individual tasks then who knows? Think they'll find the Humans agility and overall movement a real challenge though. I expect that Gorillas' bipedal advantage will see them advance through to the next round but can't see the Elephants going home without a fight, they'll make it tough that's for sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I have a sneaky suspicion that the outcome of this match will be solely down to democratic vote, rather than an actual football match being played. I'd happily be proved wrong though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 20, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 20, 2014 I have a sneaky suspicion that the outcome of this match will be solely down to democratic vote, rather than an actual football match being played. I'd happily be proved wrong though. Wisdom of crowds. The result would be the same regardless... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Pandas will win easily v the humans .. all they have to do is act cute and the humans will be all "ohhhh look how cute " and the panda can steal the ball and walk it in the net unopposed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted August 20, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2014 (edited) team panda just arrived at the venue Edited August 20, 2014 by tonyh29 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Pandas will win easily v the humans .. all they have to do is act cute and the humans will be all "ohhhh look how cute " and the panda can steal the ball and walk it in the net unopposed These are Germans we're talking about. Cold, heartless Germans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Haven't you heard? The Germans have been dispensed with. Its Heskey up front now! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Haven't you heard? The Germans have been dispensed with. Its Heskey up front now! In light of this new information I retract my previous statement and am in fact considering changing my vote. Ban Ki Moon doesn't look physically up to the challenge of man marking a panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Haven't you heard? The Germans have been dispensed with. Its Heskey up front now! In light of this new information I retract my previous statement and am in fact considering changing my vote. Ban Ki Moon doesn't look physically up to the challenge of man marking a panda. Yeah I do fear Stefan McLeish has blown it for the humans .... doesn't help that he gave his players 87 days holiday prior to the tournament either 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I like the gorillas but I can't see them beating the elephants and their trunks. Trunks beat all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 speed and agility, the gorillas have it in spades, its like giving approval to Heskey. Do you people want that, you want Heskey to win a world cup. #victoryslowlyslippingaway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 speed and agility, the gorillas have it in spades, its like giving approval to Heskey. Do you people want that, you want Heskey to win a world cup. #victoryslowlyslippingaway In Sol Campbells opinion, you should be shot after that sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I knew I was wading into territory I didnt want to wade into there. I was trying to think of a big, slow footballer with the turning circle of a a battle ship and Heskey sprung to mind, Neil Ruddock seems athletic in comparison. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 (edited) Pffft... after seeing these kind of skills, you're telling me the gorillas are gonna win against my elephants? Nah, the gorillas will turn up for the match and be like... Edited August 20, 2014 by Ghost 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 top GIF is a handball from Stevo's rules. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 That ball is also not regulation size. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 top GIF is a handball from Stevo's rules. That is clearly being headed on. No "hands" in use. That ball is also not regulation size. Yeah, that footage was taken during training. It is for demonstration purposes only. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 All I can hope is that the goals come for the gorillas and we dont struggle with the anti football of parking the bus that clearly the elephants are going to have to stoop to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 20, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 20, 2014 top GIF is a handball from Stevo's rules. As Ghost said, that's not a handball Front legs are handball, nose (or trunk) is fine. Picking it up with your nose would be obstruction though, so the second gif is sketchy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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