LockStockVilla Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Technology and booze just don't mix...When I'm steaming I stay well clear of the internet/social networking/texting...it makes things so much simpler. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2013 Just read a few of my posts from the other night, a strange practice of mine is also writing some absolute sh*t when I've had a few beers. Apologies You'd been drinking? Really? Nobody noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Thing is, I can't even remember writing them. Facebook is another place I should not go anywhere near after a sesh, some of the things that I have written make no sense to me at all afterwards so did you or did you not fellate a scrap yard owner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted October 17, 2013 Author Share Posted October 17, 2013 Thing is, I can't even remember writing them. Facebook is another place I should not go anywhere near after a sesh, some of the things that I have written make no sense to me at all afterwards so did you or did you not fellate a scrap yard owner? I'm not going to fully read any of my ramblings, I cringe after a few sentences. But no, never had anything to do with a scrap yard owner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Technology and booze just don't mix...When I'm steaming I stay well clear of the internet/social networking/texting...it makes things so much simpler. Ah yes, but what happens when your drunk and you think I shouldn't listen to myself I'm drunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 I've never questioned my drunken self. It's usually quite cogent. That's what it tells me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 (edited) Technology and booze just don't mix...When I'm steaming I stay well clear of the internet/social networking/texting...it makes things so much simpler. Ah yes, but what happens when your drunk and you think I shouldn't listen to myself I'm drunk! Luckily my drunken self is not even stupid enough to listen to myself drunk...hmmm that makes no sense I do make a concerted effort to stay away from my computer and phone while steaming though...many nights I won't even take my mobile with me and that solves everything Edited October 17, 2013 by LockStockVilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 OCD is'nt so much a strange practice, which to me sort of implies doing something intentionally or voluntary. Its a bloody annoying affliction! Mines multiples of 5, step counting and, most irritating to the wife, having to check and check and check again if I've locked the front door......then going back up the road to check the damned thing again! Does the uppercase 'V' in your username do your head in ? :-) Clever, BOF. Yep, I'm fully aware of the connection, but it's actually the reverse......its safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 When i've had a few i love everyone and at peace with the world but when i'm sober which is too often for my liken i'm just Morpheus, an old miserable sod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted October 17, 2013 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2013 When I'm drunk and I know I'm drunk, then I'm sober. When I'm drunk and I think I'm sober - then I'm drunk. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Whenever I walk up or down a flight of stairs, I always end with my left foot. Whenever I walk up or down a flight of stairs, I always end with my left foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 What if there were an odd number of steps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Whenever I walk up or down a flight of stairs, I always end with my left foot. Whenever I walk up or down a flight of stairs, I always end with my left foot. You must be sick of Daniel Day Lewis. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Does anyone have anything they do when no-one else is in the house? I'm always playing shadow cricket. I have a long hallway, running through the apartment and I always deliver a few Warnies. Sometimes I do the old, hiding behind the door with an imaginary gun. Peeking out and shooting the bad guys. Also, I sing odd sentences to tunes of real songs. This morning I was singing 'The tea must brew-up' to the tune of the 'The show must go on' I am odd sort of person... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Whenever I walk up or down a flight of stairs, I always end with my left foot. Whenever I walk up or down a flight of stairs, I always end with my left foot. Do you try counting them as you approach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 What if there were an odd number of steps? I guess he will go back a step and use the other foot... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 What if there were an odd number of steps? I guess he will go back a step and use the other foot... That's true, assuming I'm not familiar with the flight I'm climbing. If it's a flight of stairs I walk up regularly, then I usually make sure to start with the right foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 18, 2013 When I'm drunk and I know I'm drunk, then I'm sober. When I'm drunk and I think I'm sober - then I'm drunk. That is very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Does anyone have anything they do when no-one else is in the house? I'm always playing shadow cricket. I have a long hallway, running through the apartment and I always deliver a few Warnies. Sometimes I do the old, hiding behind the door with an imaginary gun. Peeking out and shooting the bad guys. Also, I sing odd sentences to tunes of real songs. This morning I was singing 'The tea must brew-up' to the tune of the 'The show must go on' I am odd sort of person... Pitch a few googlies myself now and again followed by a few truly exquisite cover drives and leg sweeps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Since i play the guitar i have long finger nails and when there's no one in the house and my back end is feeling a little guttery i pick it with my nails and smell it. It's just one of my little pleasures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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