StigVillan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Agreeing with pretending to have a gun around the house. Usually during an imagined zombie apocalypse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) I talk to myself, I just don't realise I'm doing it until someone catches me. At my sisters wedding last week, I went to the toilet to look at the rash that was appearing on my neck. I started muttering to myself about how I need to start shaving better and how the suit was rubbing my neck, when I heard one of the ushers sniggering from the cubicle, asking what the **** I was on about. You couldn't see the rash on my neck anymore, for I was bloody blushing after that anyway, I can tell you! Har har! ...is it home time yet? Edited October 18, 2013 by Paddywhack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 ...is it home time yet? ages away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Avenue Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I've been "working from home" a lot this week which In itself is a strange practice as I normally wonder round in my boxers and start drinking at 1pm whilst online betting on C4 racing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Watching some of you lot with big brother style cameras around your house when you are home alone would be amazing viewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 18, 2013 Watching some of you lot with big brother style cameras around your house when you are home alone would be amazing viewing.That's what Microsoft invented the XBox One for 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 ...is it home time yet? ages away Booooo. Now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 18, 2013 ...is it home time yet?ages away Booooo. Now? Yes. Yes it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Avenue Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Watching some of you lot with big brother style cameras around your house when you are home alone would be amazing viewing. Not sure amazing is the correct word. Fridge-sette-toilet, fridge-sette-toilet, fridge-sette-toilet repeat ad infinitum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted October 18, 2013 Author Share Posted October 18, 2013 I also (and am terribly ashamed of this) volley out chewing gum, whenever I come across a bin. If it goes in, which it sometimes has, I feel boss. If it doesn't then I don't pick it up ( ). It's weird because I hate litter bugs, but I can't stop myself. I just need to know that I've tried to do it. I always do this, not always into the direction of a bin though, I just like to catch it sweetly on the volley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I have to flick a discarded pebble onto my heel in some random display of footballing genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 18, 2013 I like to stand flush in the middle of a fizzy drinks can so it sticks either side of my shoe and I can make extra noise as I walk./notreally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Yeah you do. Fanta on the left and Sprite on the right. That way, you can also shout, "This...is....Spanta!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I wont eat green penguins ... they don't' taste as good as the other colours and I eat cereal from a cup (rather than a bowl ) as it tastes better that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 18, 2013 I wont eat green penguins ... they don't' taste as good as the other coloursAren't they only ever black & white? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 You're insane. Penguins are only black and white. 2 seconds too slow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted October 18, 2013 Author Share Posted October 18, 2013 I would piss in the sink when the ex was on the loo, maybe why she left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Reading ingredients and GDAs, for example I know there is 72% more sugar in 7 Up than there is in Sprite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 BOF, on 18 Oct 2013 - 4:38 PM, said: tonyh29, on 18 Oct 2013 - 4:36 PM, said: I wont eat green penguins ... they don't' taste as good as the other colours Aren't they only ever black & white? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I would piss in the sink when the ex was on the loo, maybe why she left Did she throw blowjobs at you or own a scrap yard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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