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When I buy lotto or Euromillion tickets I never check them to keep the dream a reality, my family don't get me. Anything you do that people don't get?

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So you basically spend a few quid to throw a piece of paper in the bin...?

 

;)

 

I have OCD when it comes to book spines...I can't handle it when they crease - and woe betide (under used phrase) you ever bend the front cover back.

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I check them after a few months, or when I read somewhere the jackpot has been won. I just like imagining it's me. Yeah I'm the same as you on that one, I have a collection of natural history books and it pains me seeing any damage done to them.

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When I buy lotto or Euromillion tickets I never check them to keep the dream a reality, my family don't get me. Anything you do that people don't get?

 

I do the same, although I do then check the following morning.

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Been watching a lot of Asian porn recently...

 

Thai, Chinese, Filipino or Japanese?

 

Or do you just like Bangkok...wait for it...wait for it...let it process... :ph34r:

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I'm sure everyone understands the porn thing, what percentage of internet traffic is porn? I remember reading in some newspaper about this city worker who spent 11 hours everyday on porn streams! whilst supposedly at work!

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People really don't get the whole masturbating in a public park thing I do.

Is that a problem with your range?

 

 

No, the golf club lads don't mind...

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Been watching a lot of Asian porn recently...

 

Thai, Chinese, Filipino or Japanese?

 

Or do you just like Bangkok...wait for it...wait for it...let it process... :ph34r:

 

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Delete internet history 

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I'm sure everyone understands the porn thing, what percentage of internet traffic is porn? I remember reading in some newspaper about this city worker who spent 11 hours everyday on porn streams! whilst supposedly at work!

 

A guy who used to work at the same company as me was sacked for watching porn whilst at work. He was on a work Visa as well :thumb:

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I'm sure everyone understands the porn thing, what percentage of internet traffic is porn? I remember reading in some newspaper about this city worker who spent 11 hours everyday on porn streams! whilst supposedly at work!

 

A guy who used to work at the same company as me was sacked for watching porn whilst at work. He was on a work Visa as well :thumb:

 

Is this one of those "a guy I know" stories?  :D

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When I unplug the iron I say "beaver 456789"

I needed to think of something completely random to say out loud when I unplug it so I would know for certain that I had done it, if I don't say it I end up having to go all the way back home to check it (I've done that 3 or 4 times in the last 6 months)

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I'm sure everyone understands the porn thing, what percentage of internet traffic is porn? I remember reading in some newspaper about this city worker who spent 11 hours everyday on porn streams! whilst supposedly at work!

 

A guy who used to work at the same company as me was sacked for watching porn whilst at work. He was on a work Visa as well :thumb:

 

Is this one of those "a guy I know" stories?  :D

 

Clearly this could escalate like those kind of stories but it's a clinical recognition now, people do get hooked to porn

When I unplug the iron I say "beaver 456789"

I needed to think of something completely random to say out loud when I unplug it so I would know for certain that I had done it, if I don't say it I end up having to go all the way back home to check it (I've done that 3 or 4 times in the last 6 months)

you have OCD

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I'm sure everyone understands the porn thing, what percentage of internet traffic is porn? I remember reading in some newspaper about this city worker who spent 11 hours everyday on porn streams! whilst supposedly at work!

A guy who used to work at the same company as me was sacked for watching porn whilst at work. He was on a work Visa as well :thumb:

Whosever's card's to hand, I suppose. Edited by snowychap
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