Folski Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Since i play the guitar i have long finger nails and when there's no one in the house and my back end is feeling a little guttery i pick it with my nails and smell it. It's just one of my little pleasures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) Does anyone have anything they do when no-one else is in the house? I'm always playing shadow cricket. I have a long hallway, running through the apartment and I always deliver a few Warnies. Sometimes I do the old, hiding behind the door with an imaginary gun. Peeking out and shooting the bad guys. Also, I sing odd sentences to tunes of real songs. This morning I was singing 'The tea must brew-up' to the tune of the 'The show must go on' I am odd sort of person... Holy crap. THIS. Edited October 18, 2013 by legov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 18, 2013 Aaaand now I have 'The Show Must Go On' stuck in my head. One of the stickier songs I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) Does anyone have anything they do when no-one else is in the house? I'm always playing shadow cricket. I have a long hallway, running through the apartment and I always deliver a few Warnies. Sometimes I do the old, hiding behind the door with an imaginary gun. Peeking out and shooting the bad guys. Also, I sing odd sentences to tunes of real songs. This morning I was singing 'The tea must brew-up' to the tune of the 'The show must go on' I am odd sort of person... Holy crap. THIS. No one in the house ?? The TV is mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Edited October 18, 2013 by Meath_Villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I also volley a lot of socks into the sock draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I sing or "doo doo dooo" my way through my catalogue of what I like to call "internal muzak" - the songs or tunes that are just in my head indefinitely, regardless of how long it's been since I've heard them.. I think they're just a part of my whole person.. it's weird. these songs are; Jurassic park theme tune That's Amore Super Mario theme tune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) I also (and am terribly ashamed of this) volley out chewing gum, whenever I come across a bin. If it goes in, which it sometimes has, I feel boss. If it doesn't then I don't pick it up ( ). It's weird because I hate litter bugs, but I can't stop myself. I just need to know that I've tried to do it. Edited October 18, 2013 by lapal_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'll also randomly shout out catchphrases on my own; which is a lot because I work from home. Stuff like; IF YOU SMEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN' OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?? (theme tune music from wrestling which I haven't watched since I was about 13) SHAMONE! (but only the way David Brent says it) - I even pause for a reaction when there's nobody there If I'm driving I'll shout CHITTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY - like Ace Ventura when he's parking, but I'll just be driving in a straight line EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY, GO SLINKY GO! CHICAGOOOOOOOO! ALLLLLRIGHTY THEN EXCUSE ME... DO YOU HAVE A MINT? (I don't do the pulling the butt cheeks thing though) Random stuff from Dumb and Dumber. I'll pull the faces from me Myself and Irene (like my avatar) Those are the ones I remember now.. there's more 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) I know lapalfan. I can confirm he does this kind of thing a lot, but when there's people there too. Otherwise how else would I know? I don't stalk him or nuffin! By the way lapalfan, you have a brake light out. Edited October 18, 2013 by Paddywhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 18, 2013 Continuing the Ace Ventura theme After a particularly pleasing park job I have been known to say "Hllllike a glove". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 YES BOF MAN! Whenever anything goes well; toast pops.. LIKE A GLOVEEE finish drying yourself after a shower... LIKE A GLOVEEE park well.. LIKE A GLOVEEE Find something you've been looking for, for a while.. LIKE A GLOVEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 There's a sex joke in here somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 When you find something to keep your hand warm...LIKE A GLOVEEE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Anytime but then.. are you stupid or summat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 When you are out of condoms... USE A GLOVEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I sing or "doo doo dooo" my way through my catalogue of what I like to call "internal muzak" - the songs or tunes that are just in my head indefinitely, regardless of how long it's been since I've heard them.. I think they're just a part of my whole person.. it's weird. these songs are; Jurassic park theme tune That's Amore Super Mario theme tune This, I don't do the JP Theme, but the mario one is one of my better know ones, along with requiem for a dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 You lot scare the **** out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Does anyone have anything they do when no-one else is in the house? I'm always playing shadow cricket. I have a long hallway, running through the apartment and I always deliver a few Warnies. Sometimes I do the old, hiding behind the door with an imaginary gun. Peeking out and shooting the bad guys. Also, I sing odd sentences to tunes of real songs. This morning I was singing 'The tea must brew-up' to the tune of the 'The show must go on' I am odd sort of person... Holy crap. THIS. Get help, both of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 In the getting older thread I admitted to being bullied. With the help of one or two mates I got my revenge on one of them by making him eat dog shit and I laughed hysterically. He didn't bother me again. was his name Paul Lambert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadenb42 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Does anyone have anything they do when no-one else is in the house? I'm always playing shadow cricket. I have a long hallway, running through the apartment and I always deliver a few Warnies. Sometimes I do the old, hiding behind the door with an imaginary gun. Peeking out and shooting the bad guys. Also, I sing odd sentences to tunes of real songs. This morning I was singing 'The tea must brew-up' to the tune of the 'The show must go on' I am odd sort of person... Holy crap. THIS. Get help, both of you. I've hit the winning runs to win the ashes many a times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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